C

ONE WORSegmentation fault

NO SEGMENTATIONS

It's impossible to do shit in C without

 * lots of memory leaks
 * lots of sudden segmentation faults
 * lots of boilerplate code
 * lots of #ifdefs
 * lots of __attribute__((jerk_my_weiner_extrafast))
 * lots of ^GNU/_Extensions
 * lots of neverending virginity
 * lots of BUT C IS MORE PORTABLE THAN C++ DERP
 * lots of autism
 * lots of furry porn


Also, C combined with C++ is DER MEISTERRACE

>>3
Programming in C++ is like stabbing your penis with a fork rapidly.

C and C++ are not Turing-complete, but C++ templates are.
The C standard is bloated but you can't do anything useful without relying on non-standard extensions. It's a toy language just like R^₅RS Scheme, with the difference that R^₅RS has no bloat. The same applies to C++.
C++ syntax is undecidable.

>>4,5
no objective argumentation whatsoever, just pointless accusations as usual

C Programmer(s) who never learned C++ detected

>>6
C++ is not Turing-complete for the same reason C isn't: sizeof(void*) must be finite.
The C standard has lots of unsafe functions deprecated, and a ``safer'' (not really safe, it just appears safer) version of each. It doesn't have standard threads, it doesn't have a standard networking library. Same for C++.
C++ has the STL, but it's the same. No threads, no networking, no GUI library.
Enjoy your powerless toy languages.

>>7
Just because Visualstudio tells you that these functions deprecated, doesn't magically make it happen so.

Maybe you should try to think outside of your VisualStudio hugbox

No threads, no networking, no GUI library.
Maybe, but just maybe that's because Threads, networking, and GUIs are highly platform-dependant features?
It would be impossible to add something like a standardized GUI to the C++ standard without making C++ bloated like niggershit

anyway, -3999/10, you still got to learn how to troll

>>8
VisualStudio
What's a ``VisualStudio''? You may want to go back to /g/, please.

No threads, no networking, no GUI library.
Maybe, but just maybe that's because Threads, networking, and GUIs are highly platform-dependant features?
Yes, but C and C++ remain an useless toy language.

It would be impossible to add something like a standardized GUI to the C++ standard without making C++ bloated like niggershit

without making C++ bloated like niggershit
IHBT ^{IHBT IHBT IHBT IHBT IHBT IHBT}

anyway, -3999/10, you still got to learn how to troll
Just like I said in >>7, enjoy your powerless toy linear bounded automaton.

>>8
You can't score for shit when YHBT pretty badly.

>>7
That would be so easy in Lisp.

>>9
You seem clearly enraged.
Also, why do you write the same useless shit again in >>10?

I think I begin to understand why xarn left us :(

>>12
I'm not >>10, and I wasn't enraged. Why do you think so?

I am a representative of the C/Python C API übermensch, I hope you inferior species enjoy whatever you are programming in.

>>13
You are enraged. There is no point in denying it.
It is also very obvious that you were talking about VisualStudio, because VisualStudio is the only C++ compiler in production that labels stdlib functions as deprecated.

>>15
1>foo.cpp(1) : warning C4996: 'C++' was declared deprecated
1>        c:\program files\microsoft visual studio 8\vc\include\stdio.h(234) : see declaration of 'C++'
1>        Message: 'This programming language may be unsafe. Consider using C instead. To disable deprecation, use _SEPPLES_NO_DEPRECATE. See online help for details.'

>>15
The C standard has lots of unsafe functions deprecated
CNS's Not Sepples. ``gets'' will be removed in C1x (2011 THE YEAR OF THE C1X DESKTOP).

And IHBT

1900 THE YEAR OF THE COMPUTER-LESS DESKTOP

>>16
c:\program files[b]microsoft visual studio 8[/b]\vc\include\stdio.h

>>19

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>>19
YHBT
IHBT
>>20
YHBT

>>21
IHBT

nothing

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1958 YEAR OF THE LISP DESKTOP

>>25
and what a glorious year it was