C

ONE WORSegmentation fault

It's impossible to do shit in C without

 * lots of memory leaks
 * lots of sudden segmentation faults
 * lots of boilerplate code
 * lots of #ifdefs
 * lots of __attribute__((jerk_my_weiner_extrafast))
 * lots of ^GNU/_Extensions
 * lots of neverending virginity
 * lots of BUT C IS MORE PORTABLE THAN C++ DERP
 * lots of autism
 * lots of furry porn


Also, C combined with C++ is DER MEISTERRACE