Looking to learn a

Hey, /prog/. I'm looking to learn a new coding language. Preferably one that will be useful in the industry, isn't complete easymode or hardmode to learn, and a language that I'll be able to design a wide variety of exploits and utility programs with.

And no scripting languages like Python. I want an actual coding language.

C++? C#?

Im looking for a programming language, it cant be sukuriputsu (thats japanese for scripting) or any interpreted language. It has to be of 2 or more puratuforumu (thats japanese for 2 platforms) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 megs. And you have to post pastebins of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching text editor (WITH syntax file). OH! and it CANNOT have any first order closures, or be made out of Lisp. It has to be made of x86, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a programming language similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 puratuforumu, and i dont want my Rinukusu (Linux) to touch my other things (it can get corrupted and i would not like that, plus 2 puratuforumu looks more kawaii)

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LISP! LISP! LISP IS THE LANGUAGE!!!

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bump for this

I fucked up my bump :'(

And no scripting languages like Python. I want an actual coding language.
IHBT. Good job.

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YHBT. Thanks.

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THIS

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fuck you autist

When I use a language, I don't want to write eight extra SYNTAXEN for worthless looping constructs and type declarations! I just want a programming language!!
Not the "FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE". Not a "Segmentation fault". C isn't even TURING-COMPLETE!!!!
LISP! LISP! LISP IS THE LANGUAGE!

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The 'p' in Sepples stands for pain yes, there are two

C# on the other hand isn't that bad. Probably the best of the ones widely used in industry.

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yes, there are two
``p'' stands for problem. Now you have two problems.

ITT: 12 year old faggots who don't know the difference between interpreted IL (C#, Java) and native machine code (c++)

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`sepples
`native machine code

IHBT

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`LISP
`native machine code

YABT

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Any language can be compiled, and the CIL and the Java Bytecode get JITed first. IHBT

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it's nat... why the fuck do i even attempt to explain it to you? you're too stupid to understand anyway

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bytecode =/= native machinecode

same applies to JIT, a level of interpretation always happens in a VM (hence why it's called a VM)


but you're going to smartmouth like a little faggot anyway

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http://boards.4chan.org/g/
Please return to whence you came! Retardness is contagious!

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fuck you faggot