/prog/ - /programmieren/

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-27 14:42

DIEST IST NUN EIN DEUTSCHES BRETT

Hier wird deutsch geredet.
Nutzer der Englischen sprache werden ignoriert und/oder erschossen.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-27 14:44

It's getting already not funny. Reported.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-27 15:02

Haxe meinen Anus.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-27 15:04

Listen-Verarbeitung ist die ultimative Programmiersprache.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-27 15:46

>>2
Your grammar... it makes me cringe.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-27 15:54

Die deutsche Programmiersprache



/* standard eingabe/ausgabe */

#einfügen "stdea.h"



integer haupt(integer argumentanzahl, charakter* argumentvektor[])

{

    integer i;

    wenn(argumentanzahl > 0)

    {

        für(i=0; i<argumentanzahl; i++)

        {

            dateischreibenf(standard_fehlerausgabe,

                "argumentvektor[%d] = %s\n", argumentvektor[i]);

        }

    }

    ansonsten

    {

        dateischreibenf(standard_fehlerausgabe,

            "Fehlende Programm argumente (du jude!)\n");

        zurückgeben 1;

    }

    zurückgeben 0;

}

QUALITÄTSPRODUKT

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-27 16:11

Mec, quand je code j'aime bien montrer que chuis français.
Donc je met du toto et du tata partout, mec. Si j'ai appris quelque chose en Info, c'est que peu importe l'algo ou le code^¹. Putain, c'est l'héritage qui compte. Les américains ont leur foo et leur bar et nous; nous avons du lala.

Allez codeurs français! Si vous êtes d'accord donnez moi un noko.
_______________
^{1. Bien sûr, il faut par contre s'en servir d'un langage vrai de vrai; genre VBA ou Java.}

Name: "GRUNNUR" 2011-02-27 16:13

"GRUNNUR"

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-27 16:14

>>4
Bitte, werter Herr, gehen Sie Sterben!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-27 16:31

>>7
Vous êtes un fagot énorme. En outre, votre père est votre frère mères.
Tu me dégoûtes.

Im übrigen wird hier deutsch geredet!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-27 16:32

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>>6
<-- check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-27 17:00

>>7

Je noko juste pour saluer... Je mets ni lala ni foobar, j'essaie toujours de donner un nom précis en anglais bien standard. Même pour exprimer "une variable quelconque".

>>10
Un fagot est un paquet de branches et on dit: "le frère de de votre mère". 12/20

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-27 17:02

>>9
Fick dich, ``Schwuchtel''

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-27 17:26

>>13
This is not a correct translation.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-27 17:26

Ｉｄｏｎ’ｔｕｎｄｅｒｓｔａｎｄ。

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-27 18:13

Java Nagila

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-28 4:05

>>16
Posts like this are the reason why you shouldn't drink liquids while reading /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-28 4:08

>>14
Warum?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-28 5:09

>>15
Since /prog/ is dead, anon decide to open /lang/ branch here to increase [bbcode]quality of the content[/bbcode] on the textboard.

Name: sage 2011-02-28 5:10

I forgot my sage. Sorry :'-(

Name: ptramo 2011-02-28 14:17

>>7
Je nokote avec joie, même si j'ai une petite préférence pour l'utilisation de plop comme variable fourre-tout.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-28 14:22

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>>19
<-- that's cool and all, but check my doubles over there

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-28 14:51

Pft, I name my functions all kinds of useless shit. User interface? Filth, Dust, Grime… Control? Julius, Caius, Brutus… Ported legacy code? Archæopteryx, Brontosaur, Pterodactyl… Integer operations? Variables? flip, flop, floop, blip, blop, ding, dong.

When I code in Haskell I name functions things like: functorYauCategory, gammaMonadInvertibilityQuotient, toFunctor, fromMonadField, deRhamCohomologyMatrixCoefficients, AND I LOVE IT.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-28 15:11

>>23
I love you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-28 16:30

>>22
I love your work.
Nice dubs.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-01 0:52

>>24
Perhaps you'll appreciate my flooptorial:
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1271985555/7,11

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 23:08

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