riddle me this /prog/

$ base64 secret.jpg | curl -F 'sprunge=<-' http://sprunge.us
 http://sprunge.us/WiBS

ancient fucks

>>1
sprunge: command line pastebin

If you suck at HTML, then

   a) use frontpage
   b) use free templates
   c) hire someone to write the HTML part
   d) disguise website as commandline based website intended to be used by ``advanced users''

of course only GNU/Furries are retarded enough to chose option 'd'... and of course only GNU/Furries actually use this POS to show off their scriptkiddy skillz

>>1
$ man 1 sprunge
std::_Build_index_tuple(3)                          std::_Build_index_tuple(3)



NAME
       std::_Build_index_tuple -

       Builds an _Index_tuple<0, 1, 2, ..., _Num-1>.


SYNOPSIS
   Public Types
       typedef _Build_index_tuple< _Num-1 >::__type::__next __type

Detailed Description
   template<std::size_t _Num> struct std::_Build_index_tuple< _Num >
       Builds an _Index_tuple<0, 1, 2, ..., _Num-1>.

       Definition at line 872 of file functional.


Author
       Generated automatically by Doxygen for libstdc++ from the source code.



libstdc++                       Sun Oct 10 2010     std::_Build_index_tuple(3)
 Manual page std::_Build_index_tuple(3) line 5/27 (END)
No manual entry for sprunge

>>3
You're saying that as if pasting stuff into some HTML form manually is somehow more efficient than letting my computer do it by pointing it to some file I want uploaded.
Otherwise there is no point in making it Web 2.0 ready.

another one
http://bin.z80.us/

and another (this one is encrypted)
http://clpastebin.appspot.com/

probably you can find more of them here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_pastebins

/prog/ challenge: write a BASH script that takes a list of filenames and uploads them to all of the pastebins (tarred, bzipped, base64 encoded and chopped up in <1MB parts). bonus points if your script also generates a bash script to download the file.

write a BASH script
Stopped reading right there.

I'd have written a zsh script.