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I need an MOTD for my IRC server

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-21 14:34

Give me your best witty CS texts and/or ASCII art.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-21 14:36

UNICODE is fine too.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-21 14:40

Binary dubs get

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-21 14:49

Binary dubs get

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-21 14:51

Quaternary dubs get

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-21 14:52

ip of server?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-21 14:53

hax my anus

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-21 15:04

your best witty CS texts
http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-21 15:49

>>8
I already have the SICP intro by Perlis.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-21 15:50

>>6
Sorry, it's a work server, requires authentication. Not gonna give it out.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-21 16:14

>>10
have your /motd display the last 10 PRIVMSGs

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-22 4:54

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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-22 13:47

>>12
hosting an IRC network on a botnet
Make sure to register the domain name with your credit card info!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-22 14:35

>>13
wut

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-22 17:00

>>13
Not a botnet.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-23 12:36

I DEMAND IRC MOTD FUCKBITCHES, JESUS CHRIST

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-23 12:59

>>16
I AM THE MOST FUCKING NGGER MATURE!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-23 13:36

When I first heard of IRC I thought it meant, inner rectal cancer.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-23 13:55

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-23 14:06


* - anus.hax.me.uk Message of the Day -
* - _______ Welcome to the SECRET AREA OF HAX IRC Network! _____________
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* - Welcome to anus.hax.me.uk part of the SECRET AREA OF HAX IRC Network!
* - Listening on ports: 6660 - 6669, 7000 SSL: 6697, 9999
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* - _______ Server Rules _______________________________________________
* -
* -  o No SICP spam
* -  o No halp
* -  o No noko
* -  o No autism
* -  o No ``faggot quotes''
* -  o Clients must respond to VERSION requests!
* -  o We will not tolerate the distribution of JAVA pornography.
* -  o Access granted to this server is a privilege.
* -  o Staff members may disconnect clients for any or no reason.
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* - _______ New to SECRET AREA OF HAX? _________________________________
* -
* -  o /join #help - network help channel
* -  o /join #services - network staff help
* -  o See /msg nickserv help to register your nick
* -  o See /msg chanserv help to register your channel
* -  o Want a vhost? /msg hostserv help request
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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-23 14:11

>>20
That looks suspiciously like Rizon MOTD which was modified to fit /prog/'s current trends.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-23 14:19

>>20
fuck you autistic ``faggot'', read SICP

also, i need halp with my java homework :(

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-23 14:42

>>21
that's where it originally comes from, now it servers as the /motd of the irc gateway to my /prog/scraper

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-23 15:40

>>20
* -  o No ``faggot quotes''
Fuck off, ``faggot'', that's not /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-23 21:16

>>20
* -  o No SICP spam
* -  o No ``faggot quotes''
* -  o Clients must respond to VERSION requests!


That's not /prog/. Read your SICP, >>20.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-22 22:15

aye

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