JEWS ENTERPRISE THREAD

Sup /prog/                                 MY ANUS,

I want to make a JEWS ENTERPRISE PROGRAM. Can you help me?

(jews . (jews . (jews . nil)))

i am a jew and i take offense to this

(define (jews jews) (jews jews)) (jews jews)

{ok, _} = gen_server:call(helm, {plot_course, "Ferenginar"}),
{ok, _} = gen_server:call(engine, {jew_factor, 9.6}),
{ok, _} = gen_server:call(helm, engage).

>>3
It's not intended to be offensive.

#define JEWS jews

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>>5
i am offended by the ugliness of the syntax of the language you write your code in.

>>5
Is that ``in Lisp''?

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>>11
i hate you

>>10
looks like Lua to me.

[code]
#include <pthread.h>
#include <unistd.h>
#include <zionism.h>

int jew_thread_callback(void* context) {
    jew_t* j = (jew_t*)context;
    zionism_t* z = zionism_create_conspiracy(j);
    int num_killed;

    while (zionism_conspiracy_not_exposed(z)) {
        zionism_undermine_culture(z);
        zionism_undermine_economy(z);
        zionism_undermine_politics(z);
        zionism_ensure_political_correctness(z);
        num_killed = zionism_commit_ethnic_genocide(z);
        for (int i = 0; i < num_killed; ++i) {
            fork();
        }
    }

    zionism_destroy_conspiracy(z);
    jew_terminate(j);
    return 0;
}

int main() {
    size_t num_jews = 6000000;
    pthread_t jews[num_jews];

    for (;;) {
        for (size_t i = 0; i < num_jews; ++i) {
            jew_t* j = jew_spawn();
            jews[i] = pthread_create(&jews[i], NULL, &jew_thread_callback, j);
        }

        for (size_t i = 0; i < num_jews; ++i) {
            pthread_join(jews[i], NULL);
        }
    }

    return 0;
}

>>14
I forgot my trailing [/code] tag. My masterpiece is ruined.

>>15
I got you covered

#include <pthread.h>
#include <unistd.h>
#include <zionism.h>

int jew_thread_callback(void* context) {
    jew_t* j = (jew_t*)context;
    zionism_t* z = zionism_create_conspiracy(j);
    int num_killed;

    while (zionism_conspiracy_not_exposed(z)) {
        zionism_undermine_culture(z);
        zionism_undermine_economy(z);
        zionism_undermine_politics(z);
        zionism_ensure_political_correctness(z);
        num_killed = zionism_commit_ethnic_genocide(z);
        for (int i = 0; i < num_killed; ++i) {
            fork();
        }
    }

    zionism_destroy_conspiracy(z);
    jew_terminate(j);
    return 0;
}

int main() {
    size_t num_jews = 6000000;
    pthread_t jews[num_jews];

    for (;;) {
        for (size_t i = 0; i < num_jews; ++i) {
            jew_t* j = jew_spawn();
            jews[i] = pthread_create(&jews[i], NULL, &jew_thread_callback, j);
        }

        for (size_t i = 0; i < num_jews; ++i) {
            pthread_join(jews[i], NULL);
        }
    }

    return 0;
}

>>12
why?  ;__;

>>17
because you touch yourself at night

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