/prog/ - Emacs vs Vim

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 13:52

We settle it, the greatest editor for all times, which is it?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 13:56

vim

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 13:56

Vimacs.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 13:56

Emacs.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 13:59

Climacs

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 13:59

Anything, as long as it's turing complete.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 14:08

Emacs ed mode

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 14:11

fuck this shit

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 14:14

Ed, man! !man ed
ED(1) Unix Programmer's Manual ED(1) NAME ed - text editor SYNOPSIS ed [ - ] [ -x ] [ name ] DESCRIPTION Ed is the standard text editor. ---

Ed, the greatest WYGIWYG editor of all.

ED IS THE TRUE PATH TO NIRVANA! ED HAS BEEN THE CHOICE OF EDUCATED AND IGNORANT ALIKE FOR CENTURIES! ED WILL ^NOT _CORRUPT YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS!! ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR! ED MAKES THE SUN SHINE AND THE BIRDS SING AND THE GRASS GREEN!!

When I use an editor, I don't want eight extra KILOBYTES of worthless help screens and cursor positioning code! I just want an EDitor!! Not a "viitor". Not a "emacsitor". Those aren't even WORDS!!!! ED! ED! ED IS THE STANDARD!!!

When IBM, in its ever-present omnipotence, needed to base their "edlin" on a Unix standard, did they mimic vi? No. Emacs? Surely you jest. They chose the most karmic editor of all. The standard.

Ed is for those who can remember what they are working on. If ^you are an idiot, you should use Emacs. If _you are an Emacs, you should not be vi. If you use ED, you are on THE PATH TO REDEMPTION. THE SO-CALLED "_VISUAL" _{_EDITORS} HAVE BEEN PLACED HERE BY ED TO TEMPT THE FAITHLESS. DO NOT GIVE IN!!! THE MIGHTY ED HAS SPOKEN!!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 14:14

I liked Microsoft Visual Studio when it was underground, but then it sold out to kids.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 14:16

I liked Microsoft Visual Dubs .NET 2000 NULL NULL NULL NULL NULL

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 14:20

>>9
Congratulations, you're the 1000th user to post this ancient joke on this boards

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 14:21

>>12
Enjoy your toy editor.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 14:21

>>12
That's less than the number of cocks that have penetrated your anus

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 15:08

http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/+editor" target='_blank'>http://www.google.com/search?q=site:http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/+editor

OR

wget http://dis.4chan.org/prog/subject.txt
grep -i 'editor\|emacs\|vim' subject.txt | awk -F '<>' '{print $1, "http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/" $4,"(" $5,"replies)"}' > results.html

(which lists 115 results!!)

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 15:09

http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/+editor" target='_blank'>http://www.google.com/search?q=site:http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/+editor

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 15:10

hmmm.....

http://herp.com/derp" target='_blank'>http://herp.com/derp:http://herp.com/derp

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 15:13

http://javascript:alert('call m00t!')/herp:http://javascript:alert('call m00t!')/herp

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 15:14

>>16,17
he tries to use html on /^proggles~/
How cute!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 15:15

http://javascript:document.title=herp/

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 15:16

http://javascript:document.title="herp"/

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 15:16

http://javascript:document.title='herp'/

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 15:17

>>18,20,21,22
Have you tried to try harder?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 15:19

>>23
TRY MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 15:38

>>24
CATCH MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 15:50

Emacs butterfly-mode.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 15:52

M-x vipper-mode RET C-j e w s RET

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 16:19

This month's Emacs vs Vim thread is greatly disappointing

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 16:31

>>28
JEWS DID THIS MONTH'S EMACS VS VIM THREAD

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 17:14

>>25
FINALLY MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 18:00

>>12

sqlite> select count(*) from posts where body like '%ED IS THE STANDARD%'; 40

Sorry, but you're off by 960.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 18:41

>>30
mailto:noko
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 18:50

>>32
fuck you faggot

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 19:03

The Dub Side of the Moon

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 19:14

>>34
Not this time.

Name: noko 2011-02-17 22:23

Noko this time. Noko every day.

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