Poetry

The Sussman once sed
With a smile wise and s/a/d/
My other car
Is cdr

NO EXCEPTIONS

a nomadic progrider beyond the dunes I saw
hasty on the run, a black serpent he rode
"from the sultan's harem, I kidnapped fair Leah"
one word: the forced indentation of code

>>3
:golf claps:
Well done, Sir.

One sunny beautiful day
Anal turing was haxing away
Injecting overflowing into an anus
until a snake came out his penis

Asked him about lisp
And if he read his sicp
No I didnt he responded
Rather an anus he fondled

>>5
Jewtiful ;_;

a tongue past her pantsu, what gentle caress
first she was shocked but then she relaxed
another success
an anus was haxed!

after the war, in line for food
a face up her skirt, she's flushed she is vexed
she got in the mood
an anus was haxed!

Nixie Pixel was throwing a party
Nerds everywhere haxing and haxing
Techno music pumping and pumping
Nixie said "Come on lets go party!!!"

Some nerds danced like bricks
Some others where pushing the roof
Most of them just stand on their feet
But one haxor was stealing the scene

He breakdanced while reciting
"This is my SICP move"
"But not even a missing parens will stop my groove"
"In my blood i have the algo-rythm"
"But Nixie, i have to kiss you a little"

Nixie looked at him with desire
like a heavy process wishes the nice
She came closer and closer
And the haxor stoped his dance

He looked at her with glassy eyes
She saw in him what she desired
"Come here we need to talk a little"
By the hand she leaded him outside

They kissed, no words were spoken
Their tongues were just compatible
She just let him touch, any place he wanted to feel..
And later that night, another anus was haxed

Because I could not read the book,
the Sussman read for me;
We conjured spirits with our spells
And read SICP.
We slowly Lisped, I knew no C,
And I had put away
My Java, and my Python too,
For his ability.

We passed through /prog/, where EXPERTS wrote
in Haskell, recursing;
We passed the fields of Sepples code,
We passed tSegmentation fault

And so went Haxus the great
(Post truncated.)
(Post truncated.)
Through the dark cities
(Post truncated.)
(Post truncated.)
(Post truncated.)
With his wife
(Post truncated.)
Orange juice.

From the bashful and heinous,
/prog/rider, keep thy code.

I beg of thee, Lord of /anus/—
To my ears it is music, an ode!

Thou art not mundane,
Thou art feared and revered
Like a lion's mane,
Thou sportest thy neckbeard.

The traditions of yore
Ye so harshly ignore
Off with ye, read SICP!
And 'til then, Please, go back to /b/!

Dare ye not elicit
The anger explicit
Of an EXPERT PROGRAMMER
Wretch! Satori offender!

And though we roam free
We add up to three
'Tis but thou, The Sußman, and me.

This is pretty genius /prog/, another victory.

There once was a mathematician
whose numbers had strange apparition:
lambda f lambda x
dot f f f x
was three, said the theoritician.

>>11
You are the greatest poet among us. I applaud you, sir.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea.
Ri-Chard Nix-on
Corrupted, Incompetent, and impeached is he.
Ri-chard Nix-on

IF POLITICAL SCANDLE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH...
RI-CHARD NIX-ON!
THEN DROP TO THE FLOOR AND CRY OUT WITH ANGUISH.
RI-CHARD NIX-ON

RI-CHARD NIX-ON!
RIIII-CHAAAAAARD NIIIIX-OOOOOON
RI-CHAAAAARD NIX-OOOOON!

DA DA DA DA DA, DA DA, DA DA!
DUN DUN!

I WAS MONGLING SOME COCKS LATE ONE NIGHT,
WHEN MY EYES BEHELD A AWESOME SIGHT,
ALL THE TRIPFAGS' COCKS BEGAN TO RISE
AND SUDDENLY TO MY SURPRISE...

THEY DID THE MASH
THEY DID THE 4CHAN MASH
THE 4CHAN MASH
IT WAS AN INTERNET SMASH
THEY DID THE MASH
IT COUGHT ON IN A FLASH
THEY DID THE MASH
THEY DID THE 4 CHAN SMASH
LEONIDAS!

FROM THERMOPLYLEA WHERE I FOUGHT SO WELL
TO MY RESAURANT IN THE DEPHTS OF HELL
THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA! I CRIED TO MY MEN,
BUT THE PERSIANS ALL FORMED UP AND THEN...
THEY DID THE MASH
THEY DID THE 4CHAN MASH
THE 4CHAN MASH
IT WAS AN INTERNET SMASH
THEY DID THE MASH
IT COUGHT ON IN A FLASH
THEY DID THE MASH
THEY DID THE 4 CHAN SMASH
RAPTOR JESUS!

THE ADMINS WERE DROPPIN' BANS
THE PARTY HAD JUST BEEN VANNED, THE GUESTS INCLUDED SLOWPOKE. MAGIC- AND RABBIT-CHANS.
PEDOBEAR!

THE SCENE WAS ROCKIN' WHEN SOME LOLI CAME IN
I WANTED TO COMMIT A DEADLY SIN
THE PARTY VAN JUST ARRIVED
BUT, THOUGHT I WAS SURE THEY WEREN'T HERE TO JIVE,
THEY DID THE MASH
THEY DID THE 4CHAN MASH
THE 4CHAN MASH
IT WAS AN INTERNET SMASH
THEY DID THE MASH
IT COUGHT ON IN A FLASH
THEY DID THE MASH
THEY DID THE 4 CHAN SMASH
MOOT!

THEN OUT FROM THE SHADOWS, MOOT'S VOICE DID RING,
SEEMS HE WAS TROUBLED BY JUST ONE THING
AS THE TROLLS AND GAIAFAGS QUICKLY MADE TRACKS
"B&", HE PROCLAIMED, "GET OUT OF HERE, SNACKS!"
SNACKS... THEY DID THE MASH
THEY DID THE 4CHAN MASH
THE 4CHAN MASH
IT WAS AN INTERNET SMASH
THEY DID THE MASH
IT COUGHT ON IN A FLASH
THEY DID THE MASH
THEY DID THE 4 CHAN SMASH
EFG!

I GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT, AND MY MOM GOT SCARED, SHE SAID YOU'RE MOVING WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL-AIR.

sorry, forgot my noko

I do dare thee
who have lived on the dark sea
who do fight
at day or night
for the holy realm that is /prog/
it is thee who dispute the mob
with a fiery sword
and a strong word
it is thee who hail the C#, C++ and C
it is thee who eschew Haskell, LISP and the free
who pray to the good lord forever till
the end, for we are the good lords inferior
and so i bow down to thee forever so

[spoiler]I suck at poems/haikus, but it's fun[/spoilers]

>>17
apparently i also suck at bbcode :-(

>>17
Meh, not bad

Everyday in Python; An age of tabs
Sir: Indent this, indent that
For the code to run


  (define (lost-in-stupid-parentheses again)
    
       (cond   ((not (fast? code))
                (must-be 'lisp))
               ((out-of-memory-again?)
                (must-be 'lisp))
               ((cant-optimise? code)
                (must-be 'lisp))
               ((cant-change? variables)
                (must-be 'lisp))
               ((hard-to-do? almost-everything)
                (must-be 'lisp))
               ((no-arrays? (only lists))
                (must-be 'lisp))
               ((by-value-only? (even multi-megabyte-lists))
                (must-be 'lisp))
               ((and (equal? (sizeof integer) 1000000)
                     (equal? (sizeof integer) (loadavg)))
                (must-be 'lisp))
               ((because? no-I/O? (evil? side-effects)))
                (must-be 'lisp))
               ((cant-find? missing-parenthesis)
                (must-be 'lisp))
 
       (if (and  (brain-dead? your-compiler)
                 (nonexistent? '(for while do socket fork IPC etc etc etc))
                 (pulled-from-head? your-hair))
           (lost-in-stupid-parentheses again)))

They told me to code in C
I used pointers for efficency
Segmentation fault

Enlightment
Open the purple book.
Reach the pureness of Satori.
Falling Cherry Blossoms.

>>21
Excellent!

>>21
Only in bad implementations. Also Scheme is just one Lisp.

Spoiler: Spoiler: Spoiler: Spoiler: Spoiler: Spoiler: Spoiler: Spoiler: Spoiler: Spoiler: Spoiler: Retard.[/spoiler][/spoiler]

>>25
YHBT

mylady wants tea, I promptly comply
a sip and a slurp, a sigh in subtext
a smile that is sly
an anus was haxed!

what is your demand, sorcerer? say the king
to violate your wife, your daughter is next!
to his body they cling
an anus was haxed!

more of this

Prog you have many talents. Bumping for the love of words.

First time when I programmed I chose PHP
It's nice and it's robust and good and it's free

>>31
And it had a great viral marketing team


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orbis terrarum delenda est
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Portal:Furfaggotry Furry Drama Encyclopedia

i love you /b/

I love you /jp/ ;_;

once upon a time
there was a man
who could not rhyme
and his name was 'dan'
but thats okay

my first Haiku ^__^

>>35
I HOPE THIS DAN KNOWS LISP OR I WILL BE ONE ANGRY AUTIST

Debugging my life, nothing was cool
A problem was found in MyHeart() too
It was returning just a pointer NULL
It required an argument: close* you

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Prog is like that.

Some people think,
when confronted with faggotry,
"I know, I'll use Python"
Gay sex was had

came here for info
realized you're all autists
decided to stay

program in ruby
use debian and emacs
all of /prog/ gets mad

Have you read SICP?
All praise be to the Sussman
This is a haiku

sage neglected…
a "GRUNNUR" post sprout comes Forth!
spring in /prague/ anew

^{:GJS1M 67dcbdbce4a0b67c4b48e86a6ae29205a95e4b83024a9d947213d1231800e8d9
:48 3ebe0d08c45bd1831cdb4cf96c69f6bf
:1297870250 1298830957}
>>43
<-- check my doubles

>>38-42

That's now how haikus work

>>45
Five syllables first
Seven on the second line
Then five and blossoms

>>45
N.B. >>40 is an actual haku

>>46
Please go back to /b/!
OH CODAN RECEPTACLE
AN ANUS WAS HAXED

>>47
That's expected, after all >>40 is Scumbag Autist. *Tentatively waits for upvotes*.

a tickle down there, how crass! oh how rude!
it didn't feel right, but then it was lax
the trick was mere lube,
an anus was haxed!

>>45
I actually meant to write not, and not now, but then it got horribly misunderstood, everyone took it for the genuine übertruth, /prog/ became a reich again, millions of jews got slaughtered, a many wars were fought, a many wars were lost, and /prog/ got defeated.

now, /prog/ is pronounced pro/g/.

:-(

>>51
http://dis.4chan.orgprog/g/

>>52
orgprog should be a TLD

>>53
A progressive organization?

^{:GJS1M 67dcbdbce4a0b67c4b48e86a6ae29205a95e4b83024a9d947213d1231800e8d9
:41 f6cade1759932e27b68f40af973b28f2
:1297870250 1298843292}
>>50
<-- check 'em

Right hand on shift key
Left hand on parenthesis
Chilling autum breeze

>>56
shift key
I can write parens with a single keystroke.

>>57
Frozen winter void.

>>57
Fuck off, ``faggot quotes guy''.

The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You fist your anus