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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-11 12:02


DOES IT WORK? <---------------------------------------|
YES ----> IS IT BUGGY? <------------|                 |
          YES ----> FUCKING FIX IT -|                 |
          NO  ----> IS IT TOO SLOW? <---------------| |
                    YES ----> FUCKING SPEED IT UP --| |
                    NO  ----> GOOD JOB                |
NO  ----> FUCKING FIX IT -----------------------------|

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-11 13:40


// first get an idea
long joint;
while (!feel_inspired())
{
    smoke(joint);
    browse(wikipedia);
}

// choose tools
switch(rand() % 3)
{
    case 0: system("vim foo.c"); break;
    case 1: system("scite foo.rkt"); break;
    case 2: system("yi foo.hs"); break;
}

while ( !implemented(idea)) {
    smoke(joint);
    if ( !stuck()) {
        write(code);
        if ( appears(code,might_compile))
            compile(code);
    }
    else {
        rtfm();
        browse(stackoverflow,READ_ONLY);
        google();
    }
}

browse(prog);

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