/prog/ - how to program v1.1-11-02-2011-alpha

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-11 12:02



DOES IT WORK? <---------------------------------------|

YES ----> IS IT BUGGY? <------------|                 |

          YES ----> FUCKING FIX IT -|                 |

          NO  ----> IS IT TOO SLOW? <---------------| |

                    YES ----> FUCKING SPEED IT UP --| |

                    NO  ----> GOOD JOB                |

NO  ----> FUCKING FIX IT -----------------------------|

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-11 12:02

addendum:
superior to sicp in all ways

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-11 12:12

...

          NO  ----> IS IT TOO SLOW? <-------------------------| |

                    YES ----> IS IT JAVA OR RUBY?             | |

                              YES ----> YOU DUMBASS           | |

                              NO  ----> FUCKING SPEED IT UP --| |

...

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-11 12:25

READ SICP?

YES ---> GOOD JOB <-|

NO -----> READ IT   |

          ^YES -----|

          |NO ---|

          |------|

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-11 12:38



CAN YOU FIND BOILERPLATE CODE ANYWHERE? ------------------|

YES ----> DO YOU KNOW HOW IT WORKS? <---------------|     |

          YES ----> DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING?  |     |

                    YES ----> NO YOU DON'T----------|     |

                    NO  ----> QUIT WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD     |

          NO  ----> ASK SOMEONE ELSE TO IMPLEMENT IT      |

NO  ----> ASK SOMEONE ELSE TO WRITE IT -------------------|

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-11 12:50

>> 1
But what if in the process of speeding it up, you add more bugs? Then what? HUH?
also unicode
⋘ ⟵⟶ ⭆█_{█_{█_█}}^{█^█} ―――――⇶

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-11 12:52

testing
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▍▍⬆ ▋ ▌

Name: noko 2011-02-11 12:53



    NOKO NOKO NOKO NOKO NOKO NOKO NOKO? ----------------------|

    NOKO ---> NOKO NOKO NOKO NOKO NOKO? <---------------|     |

              NOKO ----> NOKO NOKO NOKO NOKO NOKO?      |     |

                        NOKO ---> NOKO NOKO-------------|     |

                        NOKO ----> NOKO NOKO NOKO NOKO NOKO   |

              NOKO ---> NOKO NOKO NOKO NOKO NOKO NOKO NOKO    |

    NOKO ---> NOKO NOKO NOKO NOKO NOKO NOKO ------------------|

Name: serious abuout QUALITY 2011-02-11 12:57



1) GET A CUSTOMER 



2) OBTAIN CUSTOMER REQUIREMENTS



3) DEVELOP!!!!



PICK ONE REQUIREMENT <------------+

  |                               |

  |                               |

  v                               |

WRITE A TEST FOR IT               |

  |                               |

  V                               |

WRITE CODE <------+               |

  |               |               |

  |              NO               |

  |               |               |

  V               |               |

TEST PASSED? -----+-------YES-----+



4) SUCCESS!!!



5) GOTO 1

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-11 13:09

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␂ ―␚ ␛ ␘ ┐ ┓ │ ┘

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-11 13:10

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␂ ―␚ ␛ ␘ ┐ ┓ │ ┘

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-11 13:40



// first get an idea

long joint;

while (!feel_inspired())

{

    smoke(joint);

    browse(wikipedia);

}



// choose tools

switch(rand() % 3)

{

    case 0: system("vim foo.c"); break;

    case 1: system("scite foo.rkt"); break;

    case 2: system("yi foo.hs"); break;

}



while ( !implemented(idea)) {

    smoke(joint);

    if ( !stuck()) {

        write(code);

        if ( appears(code,might_compile))

            compile(code);

    }

    else {

        rtfm();

        browse(stackoverflow,READ_ONLY);

        google();

    }

}



browse(prog);

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-11 14:24



it.{:r ~works?||buggy?||slow? -> r (fix it)

       ______________________ -> GOOD JOB}

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-11 14:38

(fuck-off! >>13)

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-11 14:43

Your mind is filled with crazy lines!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-11 14:58

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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-11 15:54

>>9
no that is not how it works.

Name: noko 2011-02-11 18:27

proggles~

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-11 19:26

progletariats

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-12 21:32

>>19
I have a feeling you're that fucking faggot who goes by the name ``Colin''.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-12 21:52

>>20
Struggle of the classes.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-13 4:52

>>21
Struggle of the meta-classes.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-13 5:00

>>22
Battle of the meta-autists

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-13 23:10

>>23
fuck off, vipper

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-14 0:21

>> 1-24
too many side effects

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-15 6:02

go away dongfix

how to program v1.1-11-02-2011-alpha

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