/prog/ - Node.js — World4ch

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-11 2:35

Anyone like this shit? I just started using http://jsapp.us/, pretty sweet for one-file apps.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-11 4:09

NO! NODE.JS IS PIG DISGUSTING!
JAVASCRIPT FOR FAGGOTS WHO CANNOT CHOOSE BETWEEN C AND LISP!!
DIE JAVASCRIPT DIE

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-11 7:19

JAVASCRIPT FOR FAGGOTS WHO CANNOT CHOOSE BETWEEN PYTHON AND RUBY!!

Fixed.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-11 7:56

Whenever I find a post about someone hating on a language, I begin to think on how it can be popular enough to need to be hated.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-11 8:05

>>4
what are you trying to say? that you can't hate on popular languages because the fact that they're popular proves they're not to be hated upon? i don't follow...

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-11 8:09

nothing wrong with javascript

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-11 8:30

>>1
I have node.js installed in preparation for the day I need it for some project. I may sound lame/hipsterish, but I do this sort of thing all the time and it pays off.

To date I haven't used node.js for anything except as a JS REPL for ensuring expressions do what I expect when using jQuery, but even that saved more time than it took to install it.

Name: noko 2011-02-11 8:43

noko just you and me

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-11 9:59

>>7
we just run chrome, right-click and INSPECT ELEMENT! NOW GO TO THE JAVASCRIPT CONSOLE YOU FAGGOT

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-11 10:23

>>9
I have a Firefox extension for that (which has a more appropriate place to evaluate js code.) But you said the word 'click'. Programming is best done with the other input peripheral. If I wanted to misuse an application for development purposes just because I could, I'd go with emacs.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-11 11:21

dubs.js

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-11 20:10

http://fuuuorum.jsapp.us

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-13 23:43

>>10

so ctrl-shift-i or alt-apple-i and go into inspector. or if your a god damned jew, run your failbug console.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-14 0:07

>>13
None of those keys will instruct any of the three editors I use to do anything useful. In one of them it would cause the currently selected block to become unindented one level and absolutely nothing would happen in the others. OS-` will pull down a persistent terminal though.

Also... I'm a fan of Jews. It's weird, but it's true.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-14 0:20

Also... I'm a fan of Jews.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-14 1:25

>>15
Problem, offizier?

Name: JEW 2011-02-14 1:48

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17 Name: JEW 2011-02-14 1:48