How often does /prog/ get laid?

animals, childs and corpses do not count.

Humans are animals.

class Cat is Animal but FineToo {
   has $.anus is Anus does Haxxable
}

Never. I chose programming in that legendary thread.

Well if you dont count corpses, i would say i got laid about 0 times.

>>1
I have a live in Chinese g/f. She's an insatiable freak in bed.

Any human is a potential corpse.

Any child is a potential animal

Any corpse is a potential child.

Reported for making me depressed.

>>10
Reported
Hi, /jp/.

Any anus is a potential hax

i got a gf so i get laid whenever i want
also get blowjobs and sometimes anal

I'm approaching 30 later this year and I have yet to be laid. I'm not a fat neck beard, I'm just an autist/schizoid.

You know that guy at work who looks like he hasn't been laid but happens to also be the star developer at the company and heads up all of the major projects as lead? The guy you can always count on to fix your broken code or offer a word of programming wisdom for a beer or meal? The guy who runs the local Linux enthusiast group, is a member of the local IEEE chapter, and contributes to ISO/IEC JTC1/SC22/WG21 mailings? Yeah, that's me.

I thought about purchasing the services of a whore to just get it over with, but then I realized that there's no point. I'm just reacting to animalistic urges. Urges that I must purge if I wish to become one with the machine.

>>14
A life. Get one.

>>14 You forgot ``the guy who browses /prog/''.
I, meanwhile, am going to take the train to see my girlfriend for the weekend.

>>14
Hahahaha, oh wow. I really hope you're not serious.

the real true pleasure comes from tasting a different pussy every week.

also, AIDS

that feel, when you will never taste pussy ;_;

3D^{PIGDISGUSTING}