/prog/ - Spreading of malicious code

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 16:32

Coding and spreading of trojans/viruses/worms is forbidden.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 16:36

!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 16:40

!^{!^!}

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 16:41

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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 16:43

I'll spread your worm.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 16:52

SPREAD MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 17:14

This thread has been closed etc.

How do I do this:



if(anus<64)

    anus_level = 0;

else if(anus<128)

    anus_level = 1;

else if(anus<192)

    anus_level = 2;

else 

    anus_level = 3;

as a single arithmetic operation?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 17:18

if anus gt 255 then anus equ 0 end then

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 17:23

anus_level = (int) anus*3/256

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 17:35

>>7
Are you a relative of Leah?
anus_level = anus>>6

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 17:42

>>10
I means in general, anusbeard. Like in >>9 but with MAX_ANUS_LEVEL instead of 3.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 18:40

you create an array with 2^31 elements and store 0 until 64th element, 1 afterwise until 128, 2 until 192 and rest of it is three.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 18:41

The program should output something like this:
101 1 26 0 123 1 257 4 106 1 48 0 277 4 52 0 199 3 132 2

I hope this will be sufficient:



  1 /*

  2 anuslevel.cpp

  3 BEGIN LICENSE: Goatse Prostate License (GPL)     

  4 g                                               g  

  5 o /     \             \            /    \       o

  6 a|       |             \          |      |      a

  7 t|       `.             |         |       :     t

  8 s`        |             |        \|       |     s

  9 e \       | /       /  \\\   --__ \\       :    e

 10 x  \      \/   _--~~          ~--__| \     |    x  

 11 *   \      \_-~                    ~-_\    |    *

 12 g    \_     \        _.--------.______\|   |    g

 13 o      \     \______// _ ___ _ (_(__>  \   |    o

 14 a       \   .  C ___)  ______ (_(____>  |  /    a

 15 t       /\ |   C ____)/      \ (_____>  |_/     t

 16 s      / /\|   C_____)       |  (___>   /  \    s

 17 e     |   (   _C_____)\______/  // _/ /     \   e

 18 x     |    \  |__   \\_________// (__/       |  x

 19 *    | \    \____)   `----   --'             |  *

 20 g    |  \_          ___\       /_          _/ | g

 21 o   |              /    |     |  \            | o

 22 a   |             |    /       \  \           | a

 23 t   |          / /    |         |  \           |t

 24 s   |         / /      \__/\___/    |          |s

 25 e  |           /        |    |       |         |e

 26 x  |          |         |    |       |         |x

 27 Viewing this goatse gives you the right to freely

 28 use, modify, and distribute this code, as long as

 29 this GPL license comment, ASCII graphic included,

 30 continues to appear in its entirety alongside the

 31 GPL protected code.                              

 32 END LICENSE                                      

 33 */

 34 #include <cstdlib>

 35 #include <iostream>

 36 using namespace std;

 37 

 38 #define MAX_ANUS_LEVEL 3

 39 

 40 int main() {

 41     srand(time(NULL));

 42 

 43     for( unsigned int i = 0; i < 10; i++ ) {

 44         unsigned int anus = rand()%300;

 45         cout << "Do you own fucking homework,

ANUS

 << endl;

 46     }

 47 

 48     return 0;

 49 }

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 20:24

>>13
cpp
cout
unmatched "
Read SICP.

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Spreading of malicious code

1 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 16:32

2 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 16:36

3 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 16:40

4 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 16:41

5 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 16:43

6 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 16:52

7 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 17:14

8 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 17:18

9 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 17:23

10 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 17:35

11 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 17:42

12 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 18:40

13 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 18:41

14 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 20:24

15 Name: 2012-01-25 23:04

16 Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 19:34

17 Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 23:42