GNU/Communism

Linus B. Torvalds:

    GNU community that is an anomaly: virtually all users of GNU software and the GPL, under which my Linux kernel falls under, are unkempt, long-haired, beast-bearded dirty GNU hippies, and I am sick and tired of having to deal with them.

Linus actually hates GNU. :3

I
 program under a mutual exclusion lock
 always waiting, looking at the clock.
My
 low resources make me wait extra,
 guided by a semaphore of Dijkstra.
Is
 this an infinite wait,
 did my threads eat the bait?
Now
 my computer is like a rock,
 waiting eternally in a deadlock.

_self.join()