GNU/Communism

Linus B. Torvalds:

    GNU community that is an anomaly: virtually all users of GNU software and the GPL, under which my Linux kernel falls under, are unkempt, long-haired, beast-bearded dirty GNU hippies, and I am sick and tired of having to deal with them.

Linus actually hates GNU. :3

>>1

I am a GNUtard.

I
 am Rottweiler-like loyal,
 buzz cut my hair amd
 shave every morning,
 take bath (if (Summer) ? three : two;) times a day,
 wear suits (some Hugo Boss... but not the expensive ones),
 am found of Emporio Armani frangrances.

Offense taken, sir. Offense taken.