GNU/Communism

Linus B. Torvalds:

    GNU community that is an anomaly: virtually all users of GNU software and the GPL, under which my Linux kernel falls under, are unkempt, long-haired, beast-bearded dirty GNU hippies, and I am sick and tired of having to deal with them.

Linus actually hates GNU. :3

R. Matthew ``Trotsky'' Stallman brings us ideological slavery. He wants to be our masters, and we his slaves. Linus is just a troll, but a troll who cares not what you masturbate to in your spare time. Mr. ``Stalin'' Stallman requires that you sexually stimulate yourself to pictures of himself while you recite the tenants of GNU software.