/prog/ - Flash Gamin'

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 0:49

can anyone point me in the right direction on how to create a flash game within the same style as Farmvile, Happy Hospital... a friend of mine wants me to help her create it... don't ask ¬_¬

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 1:02

what i'm basically trying to ask is for a website that details the most efficient way of programming a flash game...

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 1:05

Read SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 1:05

>>1
Farmvile
Stopped reading right there.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 1:08

where can I find this SICP?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 1:09

>>5
where
Stopped reading right there.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 1:12

wow, you're a pretentious little faggot aren't you?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 1:12

>>7
wow
Stopped reading right there.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 1:13

>>7

>>7

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Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 1:14

>>9

>>7

implying >>8

Stopped reading right there.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 1:17

ok i've changed my mind... point me in the right direction on how to create a game for facebook in javascript

kthx

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 1:20

>>11
http://boards.4chan.org/b/

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 1:23

eh, I knew you faggots were useless... I'll just figure it out myself like I was initial going to do... thanks for nothing you fucking useless sack of shits

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 1:30

And nothing of value was lost.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 1:30

>>13
You're welcome.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 2:10

>>1
Sorry for the fucktards above, they must think that not helping is a /prog/ meme. Good luck and I hope you'll get laid.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 2:22

eh, I half expected negative responses the moment i mentioned both flash and facebook...

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 3:04

>>1
>her

mmhmm. get lost, loser.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 3:04

| butt

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 3:04

|butt

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 3:04

>>butt

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 3:09

>>17
This has nothing to do with flash or facebook. Everyone just figured out you were an imageboard ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 3:37

flash >>
I think that is the right direction.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 3:38



// how to confuse an idiot

std::cerr << "Segmentation fault" << std::endl;

std::abort();

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-30 4:43

Use javascript OP, use the standard, stable and mature web scripting language.

Also rape the and kill the bitch, or the other way around if you like it that way.
Good luck.

And to the fucks that behave like imageboard effluents: Go die in a cdr fire, bitches.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 5:20

Looks like you won't be having sex with her.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 8:02

>>25
cdr fire
surely you mean lpr fire

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 8:30

24.cpp:3: error: ‘abort’ is not a member of ‘std’

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 9:27

>>25
google: javascript must die

_________________
*´¨) Your partner in success
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(¸.•´ (¸.• Danny Depressed

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 9:45

>>29
javascript:google.must("die");

_________________
*´¨) Your partner in success
¸.•´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨)
(¸.•´ (¸.• Danny Depressed

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 10:21

ITT facebooks gaming "faggot"
also will fail to get laid

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 10:23

>>31
mailto:noko

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 10:47

Even if you do help your female friend create a flash game (or facebook game (or whatever)) she'll probably just end getting bored and giving up midway through because it's ``too hard~'' and you still won't get laid. Save up, get your self at 1^st class whore, end this bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 10:48

>>32
[u]mailto:noko

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 10:54

>>34
mailto:otlaim

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 11:10

I have a female colleague at the university who, if her program doesn't work properly, says "it doesn't want to work!" and gives up.

She has high grades. bitches and whores

Name: Girl described in >>36 2011-01-30 11:49

Suck dicks
Started getting high grades right there.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 11:51

>>36



s/\(gives up\)/\1 and goes back to the kitchen where she belongs/

Name: >>36 2011-01-30 11:55

I looked at her code once. Besides it not working properly it was a fucking mess to look at. Indentation was all over the place. She should just use Python or Haskell instead of Java to solve that problem. Well I doubt she could handle Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 12:07

>>39
Indentation was all over the place.
While reading this, I thought ”she should try FIOC”.
Then I read
She should just use Python
And lol'd.

Well I doubt she could handle Haskell.
Females can only ``program'' in ```FIOC''', see: Labiah Cudder.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 12:36

>>40
The problem isn't just her. It's a lot of people. I don't understand it, is it that hard to maintain a consistent indentation style in one file?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 12:53

>>41
That's why indenting code by hand is deprecated and we let intelligent text editors do the indenting for us.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 12:55

>>38
s/gives up/\0 and goes back to the kitchen where she belongs/
OPTIMIZED that for you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 13:12

>>42
Even doing it by hand is trivial.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 18:42

>>44
Do you like to do it by hand?

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