/prog/ - Why bother with modern computers?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 10:46

Quantum computing will replace everyone here! LOL!
GET WITH THE TIMES NERDS!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 11:16

Go back to the imageboards, please.

Name: Why bother with fapping? 2011-01-29 11:20

Vagina will replace it! LOL!
GET WITH THE TIMES NERDS!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 13:35

>>3
genuinely nice.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 13:48

>>3
I genuinely lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 13:56

>>3
I genuinely

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 15:32

fook

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 16:16

Quantum computers are like String Theory - it's nice and all, but what can you seriously do with it?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 16:18

>>8
The tinyest factorials ever and the tinyest knots ever, respectively.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 16:19

>>9
s/tiny/tini/g

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 19:50

>>9
s/ny/ni/g

Optimized that for you. Thank me later.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 20:31

>>11
s/y/i/g

Now go back to /b/.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 20:40

>>12
EXPERT REGEXEN /prog/RAMMER

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 20:46

>>12
The tiniest factorials ever and the tiniest knots ever, respectiveli.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 21:02

Most of the hard work will be done by Virtual Machines (together with high-order functions "native" VM support), so, i am not worried.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 21:16

>>14
Now I have two problems.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 21:30

And then >>15 was problematic

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 23:40

>>1
Quantum
Stopped reading right there.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 23:45

>>18
Sto
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Name: lain 2011-01-30 0:53

Lain my haxus

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 1:09

>>20
Lain
Stopped reading right there.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 1:35

>>21
21 Name: Ano
Stopped reading right there.

Name: FUCK 2011-01-30 1:36

>>21
21 Name: [b]Ano[/o]
Stopped reading right there.

Name: FUCK FUCK FUCK 2011-01-30 1:36

>>21
21 Name: Ano
Stopped reading right there.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 2:11

>>23
21 Name: F
Stopped reading right there.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 3:14

[code]
Prelude> map read [>>1 .. >>25]

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Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 5:28

>>21-23
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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 23:41

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Why bother with modern computers?

1 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 10:46

2 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 11:16

3 Name: Why bother with fapping? 2011-01-29 11:20

4 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 13:35

5 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 13:48

6 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 13:56

7 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 15:32

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10 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 16:19

11 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 19:50

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13 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 20:40

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17 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 21:30

18 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 23:40

19 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 23:45

20 Name: lain 2011-01-30 0:53

21 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 1:09

22 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 1:35

23 Name: FUCK 2011-01-30 1:36

24 Name: FUCK FUCK FUCK 2011-01-30 1:36

25 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 2:11

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28 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 23:41