/prog/ userscript

it occurs to me that it should be possible for userscripts to do "collaborative moderation" on a website:

* use a userscript to add an (ignore) link to the header of each post. clicking it will add the post to the localStorage ignore-list and thus hide it.

* use ignore >>1,3-4 reason to signal to others that you've ignored those posts (and why).

* clients can decide for themselves what do if ignore directives are found in a thread (tentatively use, pop up a dialog, check tripcode... whatever)

could someone write this for us?

ignore >>1 asking for stupid posts consising of ignore directives

you gotta admit it's a pretty intuitive syntax

(ignore (1))

>>1
ignore >>- LOLOLOLOLOLO
Then repeat 100 times.

assert(ignore([1], 'being a faggot')).

ignore >>1 faggot
ignore >>2 faggot
ignore >>3 faggot
ignore >>4 faggot
ignore >>5 faggot (faggot)
ignore >>6 faggot

>>7
did you mean
ignore >>1-4,6 faggot
ignore >>5 faggot (faggot)

>>8
ignore >>7 Not a ^B_BCode MASTER
ignore >>8 + 1 Insightful

// ==UserScript==
// @name          /prog/ commander
// @version       2011 PRO DELUXE
// @namespace     tag:killitwithFIRE
// @description   YOU'RE DEAD TO ME
// @include       http://dis.4chan.org/prog/*
// @include       http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/*
// ==/UserScript==

function showThread(thread,a)
{
  delete localStorage['hide_' + threadID]
  a.onclick = function() { hideThread(this.parentNode.parentNode.parentNode,this) }
  a.innerHTML = 'hide '
 
  delete thread.style.height
  delete thread.style.overflow
}

function hideThread(thread,a)
{
  localStorage['hide_' + threadID] = true
  a.onclick = function() { showThread(this.parentNode.parentNode.parentNode,this) }
  a.innerHTML = 'show '
 
  thread.style.height = '2em'
  thread.style.overflow = 'hidden'
}

if ( window.location.pathname == '/prog/')
{
  var threads = document.getElementsByClassName('thread');
  for (var i = 0; i < threads.length; i++) {
    var thread = threads[i];
    var navLinks = thread.getElementsByClassName('navlinks')[0];
    var threadID = thread.
      getElementsByTagName('h2')[0].
      getElementsByTagName('a')[0].name;
   
    var a = document.createElement('a')
    a.href = window.location + "#"
    navLinks.insertBefore( a, navLinks.childNodes[0])
   
    if ( localStorage['hide_' + threadID] ) hideThread(thread,a)
    else showThread(thread,a)
  }
}

>>10
Why did you post an empty post?

[1..inf] >>- ignoreM_

>>11
EMPTY MY ANUS

What happens when you ignore a post with ignores? Should that be treated as a way of ignoring a faulty ignore definition, or of hiding a valid ignore definition? Would we have IGNORE WARS??

ignore >>14 THERE WILL BE ONLY ONE OF US.

ignore >>15 I was first; kindly fuck off.

ignore  >>16 ^{_{Then prove it.}}

ignore >>17 I was >>14. You're not going to tell me what I should prove or not; you're not my real dad!!

ignore >>1-18,20- IGNORE MY ANUS!

Look, ignore directives will at least need to be signed by a private key so users can decide what sources to trust.  Then, directives should be exchanged elsewhere in a saged thread so as not to increase the spam level.

>>14
ignore >>20 PARADOX ACHIEVED

oh fuck

You know what I meant.

>>20
Now if there only was some identification functionality built into the board software, and maybe it could even use salted keys so that they couldn't be bruteforced...

Signatures also make revocation easy.

REVOKE MY ANUS

Well, I certainly applaud anyone wanting to hax a hundred anii, but take it from this old anal rat, I've spent my entire adult life on /prog/, and a program like this one can do more harm than good.

If you only train one part of your body (and that's all a single exercise like haxxing anus is going to do for you), you're setting yourself up for injuries down the road. I've seen it a hundred times.

It's like putting a powerful engine in a stock Toyota Tercel. What will you accomplish? You'll blow out the drive train, the clutch, the transmission, etc., because those factory parts aren't designed to handle the power of an anus much more powerful than the factory installed engine.

Haxx basically only train the codan muscles and to some extent, the penis. What you really want to do is train your entire body, all the major muscle groups (chest, back, abdomen, legs, shoulders and anus) at the same time, over the course of a haxout. And don't forget your anusvascular work!

I'm proud of you guys wanting to do this. Three cheers! Falling in love with anii, haxxing right, etc., is one of the greatest things you can do for yourself. And you WILL fall in love with it if you can just force yourself to stick with it a year or two and experience the amazing progress you'll make.

But do it right, okay?

My advice, find a good board, with qualified posters who will design your Java programs for you (especially in the beginning, until you get the hang of it yourself) and guide you in your quest for anal fitness. Thirty to 45 minutes a day, three days a week, is all you'll ever need to do (I refuse to believe anyone is so busy that he or she cannot make time for that, especially considering how important it is).

And don't worry about being embarrassed or not being in shape the first time you walk into a textboard. You have to start somewhere and almost every one of us were there ourselves at one time. So no one will say anything to you and Everyone will tell you to go back to /b/ please, but very, very quickly you will progress way beyond that stage anyway.

Now get out there and HAX MY ANUS! ;)

4 users have chosen to ignore this thread.

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Why dont we just make a "dis-like" button while we are at it?

Finally /prague/ will be just like reddit

>>26
fuck I lol'd

ignore >>27 pretty checkboxen are for pussies

>>27
Uni-gnore sounds like a mythical beast.

>>32
Your right.

>>27
Ignore ☑    Unignore ☑

What now, BITCH?

>>34
An important paradox calls for frog's attention!!

>>26
bump for this

ignore >>36 bump my anus

>>37
your fucking gay

>>38
*sigh* What about his fucking gay?

>>39
What about he's fucking gay?

>>39
He has a gay slave, which he calls the GIMP. Like in Pulp Fiction, winner of an Academy Award for Best Screenplay.

⚑⚑ THIS THREAD HAS BEEN FLAGGED ⚑⚑

⚑ USER WAS FLAGGED FOR THIS POST

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O^⚑ O^⚑

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>>41
I wish I had a sex slave :(
And by sex I mean cuddling ;~;

>>46
You can cuddle VIPPER :)
And by cuddle i mean HAX MAY ANUS

>>47
AXE MAY AN US

>>46
My other cal is a cdl.

GLORY BLACK AFRIKA
NIG HEIL

I prefer the imageboard userscripts which have capabilities such as:
- hide specific threads or posts
- queued reporting of offending posts/threads
- hide/filter posts by various criteria (usually complex regular expressions on name/mail/post/tripcode/etc)
- additional spam-detection code, such as filtering images of specific parameters (imageboard-specific)

While such scripts are of little use if a board has little content to offer, it can be quite useful on slow boards with high PSNRs, which sometimes get some influx of noise (/b/ invasion would be such an example, or some new annoying tripfag). I tend to make use of such a script to attain a more enjoyable experience. Having one for /prog/ would be useful, as it would allow individual users to judge what they want and what they don't want to see. Sadly, I can't be bothered to code something like this as textboards are slow enough that the noise isn't that huge of an issue to look at (most of the time).

>>51
You forgot yo'ure noko.

>>1,5,10,14,20,23,24,51

this thread scores 8/52

>>1,5,10,14,20,23,24,51-1-51-1-51-1-51-1,,,,,,,,,,-51-1,9,9,9999,999,-1

this thread scores 0/Over1000.

中dubs中

>>53
i scored with yo'ure mom last night

invisible edition of the protocol:

>>54-56[b] [/b](optional newline)
reason

>>57
What about [b][i][m][o][s][aa][sub][sup][code][spoiler] [/spoiler][/code][/sup][/sub][/aa][/s][/o][/m][/i][/b], in this order (alphabetical, starting from the shorter)?

BIMOSAA_SUB^SUP MY ANUS

_{^{[spoiler]You forgot spoiler[/spoiler]}}

could someone write this for us?
/prog/ - Programming

Nope.

>>61
/prog/ - /jp/                 

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