/prog/ - Okay I got my computer science degree

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 16:29

Now what?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 16:30

read lisp

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 16:39

If you graduated without jumping straight into your career making a five-figure salary, then it's time for the military.

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-21 16:56

Suck cock for coke.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 17:05

>If you graduated without jumping straight into your career making a five-figure salary, then it's time for the military.

this or suck your professors' cocks so you can be hired as research assistant

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 17:06

>>5
Can I still suck their cocks if I don't want to be a research assistant? :3c

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 17:12

>>3
5 figures ranges from poor to well-off.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 17:37

Now get your EE degree so you have a chance of getting a job

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 17:39

えーえ

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 19:02

>>8
>implying EE unemployment and outsourcing isn't higher than CS

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 19:50

(>>8 ⇒ (¬ EE unemployment is higher than CS ∧ ¬ EE outsourcing is higher than CS))

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 20:01

>>11
I love you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 20:08

>>12
Let's have wild analsex.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 20:15

>>13
Can I join in too? I just passed an exam with some logic questions in!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 20:21

I code in QBasic.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 20:37

>>14
Yo'ure condescension is unwelcome. Fuck off, nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 21:05

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Guess the layout.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 23:38

>>8
U MENA CE?
CS is too much theory, too little practicality.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 23:45

>>18
Back to tidus, please

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-22 5:36

>>18
>>19
Yeah I did CS. What a load of shit, especially the third year which was the highest weighted year. Only 1/8 of the third year was programming, the rest was bullshit like machine learning, bioinformatics, neural networks, some other cocksucking subject. I didn't go to many lectures ^_^

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-22 7:41

>>20
PROTIP:To get the most out of CS, you need to remember it is about applied mathematics, it is not about programming.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-22 10:14

>>20
Who the hell would hire a programmer who didn't know the basics of machine learning, bioinformatics and neural networks?
Some sort of Fibonacci / Web 2.0 software corporation?

Okay I got my computer science degree

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