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Farewell Haskell

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 10:59

Farewell Haskell, you're joining the company of languages that didn't taught me much about programming nor changed the way I'm thinking .As Alan Perlis once said: "A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming, is not worth knowing". The rest of the crew consists of pascal, basic, delphi, php, c#, ocaml, python and sql.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 11:01

program correctness is overrated

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 11:03

Farewell C++, you're joining the company of languages that didn't taught me much about programming nor changed the way I'm thinking .As Alan Perlis once said: "A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming, is not worth knowing". The rest of the crew consists of pascal, basic, delphi, php, c#, ocaml, python and sql.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 11:03

>>1
I suppose you already learned Lisp/Scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 11:10

Farewell Befunge, Brainfuck, Chef, FALSE, FRACTRAN, Genome, INTERCAL, Inger, Iota and Jot, Kvikkalkul, LOLCODE, Malbolge, One instruction set computer, Piet, Shakespeare, Taxi Programming Language, Thue, Unlambda, Whitespace, you're joining the company of languages that didn't taught me much about programming nor changed the way I'm thinking .As Alan Perlis once said: "A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming, is not worth knowing". The rest of the crew consists of 4DOS, ActionScript, ADMINS, AppleScript, ASCENT, ASEM-51, ASPER, AutoLISP, BASIC, BeanShell, BLISS, CLIPS, CLIST, CMS EXEC, COMPASS, CSC, DASL, DASL compile, DATABUS, DeScribe Macro Language, DMDScript, DOS batch language, ECMAScript, ECMAScript ECMAScript for XML, ECMAScript for XML, EDTASM, EICASLAB, FALSE, FASM, FlowStone DSP, FOCUS, F-Script, GAMS, GAS, GEMBASE, Glyphic Script, HLASM, IBM Sy, ISWIM, the ab, JASS, JavaScript, JScript, Lexico - Spani, Little Smalltalk, MASM, MAXScript, MIPS, MIPS R2000/R3000, MOS Tech 6502 and 6510, Mozart Programming Sy, MUMPS, NASM, NewtonScript, Oberon-2 ETH Oberon Sy, OPS5, PASM, PCASTL, SALSA, SAS, Sather, SC123, Scala, Scheme, Scratch, Sculptor, Seccia, Seed7, Self, Seneca, Seneca an Oberon variant, Shadow Command Line Interface, Shake, Signal, Simula, Simulink, SISAL, S-Lang, Slate, SMALL Machine Algol Like Language, Smalltalk, Smalltalk generally compiled to platform independent bytecode that run, SMX, dedicated to web page, Snobol, SNUSP, Some, SPARQL, Sphinx C--, Spin, SPIN, SpiritShadow Command Line Interface, Spread, SQL, SQL ha, Squeak, SR, SSK, Stack-ba, Standard ML, Strawberry Prolog, StrongARM, Subtext, Sun SPARC, UltraSPARC, SuperCollider, SyncChart, TADS, TASM, TorqueScript, VBScript, XSLT, XSL Tran.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 12:44

Farewell, INTEL Assembly, you're joining the comSegmentation fault

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 12:48

Farewell Befunge, Brainfuck, Chef, FALSE, FRACTRAN, Genome, INTERCAL, Inger, Iota and Jot, Kvikkalkul, LOLCODE, Malbolge, One instruction set computer, Piet, Shakespeare, Taxi Programming Language, Thue, Unlambda, Whitespace, you're joining the company of languages that didn't taught me much about programming nor changed the way I'm thinking

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Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 12:51

Farewell The ABC Programming Language, you're joining the company of languages that didn't taught me much about programming nor changed the way I'm thinking .As Alan Perlis once said: "A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming, is not worth knowing". The rest of the crew consists of SEPPLES and lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 13:07

>>8
Get out of here, NOW

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 13:15

>>9
no u, fag

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 13:17

>>1
Java thought me that anal sex is good because it's cross-platform.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 13:37

>>11
Java teaches you how to jump over hoops that you would otherwise take for granted (not existing) in other languages.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 13:50

>>12
So do COBOL, x86 assembly and Brainfuck.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 13:51

>>12
So does Scheme (no loops).

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 14:15

>>1 is right, Haskell is [spoiler]point-less[/spoilser]!

Name: >>15 2011-01-21 14:15

>>15
(oh, fuck)

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 14:28

>>16
Point-free BBCode.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 15:16

>>16
`(oh ,(fuck))

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 16:00

>>18
`(oh . ,fuck)

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 16:42

haskell is just a shitty version of scheme. anyone who uses it is a fucking retard.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 16:52

scheme is just an awesome version of scheme. anyone who uses it is a fucking lisper

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 17:13

FUCK OFF, YOU LISPER, YOU ARE     WELCOME HERE, AND PLEASE COME BACK AGAIN. WE FUCKING LOVE YOU.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 5:13

Don't change these.
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