/prog/ - Ruby Rockstar

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-20 19:52

Live the dream. Be the nerdiest Hipster fuckbag on da streets!

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What's with all this ROCKSTAR and NINJA bullshit anyway? What are those people, 12?

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[m]NASM NINJA

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OCaml MY ANUS!

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I wonder if this thread will end peacefully.

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>>2
Fuck off, [faggot]spoiler[/faggot].

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"HOT" technology!

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Haskell H... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a NIGGER.

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SCHEME SHAMAN

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 10:06

My parents keep asking me when I'm going to grow up and get a real job - to stop developing silly web apps and chasing VC funding.

Sometimes I think about ending it all, selling out and becoming an ENTERPRISE JAVA programmer. Then I snap out of it and remember my roots, this is who I am. Who I've always destined to be. A Ruby Rockstar.

I'm going to change the world, one social network at a time.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 10:18

Haskell Homunculus

So are we making up band names ITT?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 10:21

>>53
Sometimes I think about ending it all
I cannot but confirm that it is exactly what you must do.

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>>53
You have no idea how much I despise you.

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>>63
Xarnic is not a word, go fuck an autist.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 15:41

>>64,63
More to the point, that's already an Ubuntu release name.

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Smalltalk schmuck.

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Fortran for 4chan xD

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4chran.

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>>69
This made me laugh hysterically for some reason. I am not a normal person :/

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>>70
:/
Sure you are not

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