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Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 19:27

when is someone going to make a private version of /prog/ so that we can have programming discussions and kick the idiotic trolls?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-10 19:58

bump

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-10 23:28

>>34
Oh Javazone. How you always manage to make me grit my teeth with the horrendously unfunny movies you make

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 0:33

>>38
I thought it was pretty damn good, and I actually hate java and love the idea of .net... go figure.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 6:03

We should have a telnet BBS.

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-11 6:45

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-11 6:46

>>41
Reminds me of that one time where we had a telnet chat. That was so long ago.
We could do that again.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 7:24

>>40
No, we should actually have Just go back to /g/ already. You are annoying, and nobody wants to read that kinda bullshite anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 7:32

>>43
fuck off and die motherfucker I hate you

you are the one who's not from here, fag

get out

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 10:41

>>44
Your complete lack of manners demonstrates just how much you don't belong here, son. Now GTFO, kid.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 10:52

We should have a telnet BBS.
thats actually a great idea, but we would use ssh and not telnet of course.

what kind of software is used for hosting and viewing console bulletin boards/forums? I guess a console usenet reader like tin could be used

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 10:56

>>46
Gnus, of course

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 11:10

>>47
GNU Emacs/Gnus.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 11:45

>>48
ok, fine, that covers the viewer. But what software would be used to host a console bulletin board? Now this should be really easy to set up, anyone who has server bandwidth can just ask the sys admin to install this software, and then its just s quick matter of setting it up and distributing accounts/passwords to users

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 12:02

>>46
You're paranoid about people monitoring your /prog/ sessions? SSH is pointless for a BBS.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 12:04

>>45
fuck off, fag

also, I'm not going anywhere

DEAL WITH IT

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 12:04

>>50
ok, I guess telnet will work

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 16:05

Because Christopher gives up at the slightest obstacles.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 17:13

[b]Christopher[b]'s was nice, but only three of us actually used it. Same as here really

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 17:15

USENET

NOW GET OUT

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 17:24

>>55
I don't think Usenet is a good alternative; it is full of trolls and flaming, and many of the people there are highly opinionated while knowing little about the subjects they argue. I think it would be hard to have topical and productive discussions in such an environment.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 17:33

>>56
Welcome to my kill list, Anonymous.

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-11 17:36

>>55,57
Please be kill by JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 18:03

>>57
That's kill FILE, newb.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 18:36

>>57
Welcome to my kill ring, Anonymous.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 18:37

There used to moderated Usenet groups, but the moderators seemed to lose interest in the 1990s. You could probably take one over. You'd have a better chance getting users to find you that way than starting yet another forum.

Another time sink for you would be organizing all the useful information already posted in /prog/ into a document. That should also attract users googling various subjects.

Or just go find a better place. joelonsoftware, for example.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 22:01

better place
joelonsoftware

Back to joelonsoftware, please.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 23:24

>>62
To be fair, almost anywhere's better than here.  It's just that some of us prefer it that way.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 23:45

>>56
Best of thread.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 9:57

clearly we need a completely decentralized /prog/ that runs over tor. it should have the most modern BBCODE that exists.

i searched the tor website: Tor allows clients and relays to offer hidden services. That is, you can offer a web server, SSH server, etc., without revealing your IP address to its users. In fact, because you don't use any public address, you can run a hidden service from behind your firewall. [1]

therefor, we need to write a server program that every /prog/er can run from his home box. people can then post their tor address on /prog/ and all the servers can link up and start exchanging information etc...

everyone should now start learning how to program

[1]: http://www.torproject.org/docs/tor-hidden-service.html.en

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 10:21

>>65
So basically we'd all be running Usenet servers and peering with each other.
NOTHING CAN POSSIBLY GO WRONG.

P.S. Last I checked, the entire Tor community is even less active than /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 10:59

>>66
whats wrong with the idea of a P2P usenet system? It actually sounds like a very clever solution since everyone is a moderator of their own server so everyone handles banning of offensive posters on their own. I think we should start experimenting with this right away

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 11:00

>>66
/prog/ has at least twenty post per day. I know that because I do at least twenty post a day.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 11:32

>>65
everyone should now start learning how to program
You don't say?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 11:43

>>67
there's nothing wrong with the idea. in fact i agree, it sounds really good and i propose we get started and learn how to program ASAP. first we will need a repository for the code, a temporary website, a project name and a slogan (might i suggest 'UNSTOPPABLE MODERN ANONYMOUS DISTRIBUTED BROADCAST'?). unfortunatly i'm not a coder so i cannot help you with such matters.

but... perhaps there is someone in this forum who will take it upon himself... to free the masses!!! someone who will take upon him or her or itself to taunt the establishment and create what has never existed before: a thriving community of bright individuals, sharing ideas in a place where they are functionally untraceable... where every participant stands on equal footing with the rest, and cheaters are quickly detected and ostracized. where incredible ideas can bounce across the earth in mere seconds (well...) penetrating every firewall or monitoring device.

Name: The establishment 2011-01-12 12:03

>>70
PENETRATE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 12:03

>>70
if you want to make a code repository/version control system, then start your own thread

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 13:04

>>70
might i suggest 'UNSTOPPABLE MODERN ANONYMOUS DISTRIBUTED BROADCAST'?
Anonymous likes this.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 18:00

Make a better 4chan board server. Run it on your own as a demo. Show it to Moot. Ask him to make experimental board /exp/. Make the source code thin enough for him to follow it so he can see you're not sneaking something past him. Make the code fun to read - routines no longer than 25 lines and short but expressive lines. Ruby gems used to be like that before the average people ruined the scene. IOCCC programs are another example; the de-obfuscated versions still get a lot done with a little code. Brainstorm in /prog/ for features. Downvoting bad posts is an obvious one. One-way hashing the user's IP into a user ID might solve the fuckery that anonymity permits. Since it's experimental, you can try features temporarily to see how they work out. If the code is short, it will be forked by individuals who want to try their own ideas, like the various chans forked from one source.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 19:05

>>74
Down voted for attempting to eliminate anonymity.
-10 for lack of sage.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 19:24

>>75
You I would block if I had your ID. You are the roach hiding in the shadow of anonymity. I long to squish you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 19:49

>>74
BUT IT HAS TO BE P2P DISTRIBUTED OVER TOR

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 19:55

The cool kids have to start a new club every 6 months. That's how it's always been. /prog/ has been fucked by >>77 types for years. Move on.

[GeorgeCostanzaInSuperModelClub.jpg]

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 20:02

>>74
if you think that is a good idea, then you start your own thread and see how many people you can interest in doing free work for you

and fuck off

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 20:07

>>74
>>79
You sure got told. I bet you'll never post again. Or you might get told.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 23:12

>>80
your a gay

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 5:46

>>40
I actually agree.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 7:30

>>80
HANSTU BAMPSU

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 7:43

stop this shit

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 7:55

lulz

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-13 10:08

The VIP QUALITY is low in this thread, we must spill blood of imageboard users to increase it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 13:07

lolol u mad bro

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 13:52

>>86
fuck off, ``vipper''

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 14:13

i would like to help, but i don't know how ;;

i can, however, provide EXPERT BBCODE propaganda

REvolution !!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 14:34

>>89
HOW MUCH EXPERT

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-13 15:00

>>88
For the sake of world4ch, kill yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 16:53

I hate all these stupid fucks that make their own forums called "prog" or whatever shitty site they don't like. Stay the fuck away if you don't like it here, stop trying to leech members away from the real /prog/.

Nobody wants you with your secret boys club posting here.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 17:29

>>92
Don't call us names !!, /prog/ is a SFW board. -1

also it's considered polite to sage here. -10

also, YHBT -1/0

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 17:58

>it's considered polite to sage here

Who the fuck are you to tell me what's polite here? Do you own this board? Were you elected moderator?

BY WHAT AUTHORITY DO YOU DICTATE RULES TO ME ?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 18:11

>>94
>
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 18:52

Im reading about Tor and it seems overkill for what we want:
http://www.torproject.org/download/download.html.en#warning

lets just set up a telnet BBS, can anyone suggest software for hosting a BBS, and if anyone has a server or even just a computer they always keep running, then go ahead and lets test it out

Stay the fuck away if you don't like it here, stop trying to leech members away from the real /prog/.
ha ha ha ha, troll baaawing because were stealing victims, now Ive seen everything

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 19:00

>>94
-10

Also: sage

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 19:16

Pathetic pissants with your worthless scores. You lack even the brains to form one sentence.

Pissing in an ocean of /piss/.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 19:22

>>96
Telnet is on port 23. Guile's socket command is "bind".
http://www.gnu.org/software/guile/manual/html_node/Internet-Socket-Examples.html

Get busy, programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 19:23

>>98
That's not going to look good on your next evaluation.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 19:38

what's guile? let's use haskell!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 19:45

>>101
We'll need a quick start tutorial and a simple server example.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 20:22

We'll need a quick start tutorial and a simple server example.
translation: I cant program worth shit, please teach me how to program

meanwhile, back to reality: lets not reinvent the wheel, which of these:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_BBS_software#Unix_and_compatible
should we use?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 20:27

if you all fuck off you can call your shitty board "/prog/" even tohugh it has nothing to do with prog.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 20:42

>lets not reinvent the wheel

That's the mantra of the people who can't program.

Programmers make "wheels". All styles and sizes. And they do it over and over to get better and better.

But you understand nothing about that or any other craft, do you?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 20:53

>>105
you havent read your SCIP have you? some of the greatest inventions of software were made by lazy programmers tired of doing the same thing over and over. lazy programmers are the best programmers. Im wasting my time telling you this, but DRY is the matra of people who CAN program

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 21:29

>lazy programmers are the best programmers.
Hey, you're right. I googled "lazy programmer" and found thousands of job listings demanding laziness. And here I thought skill and speed were still in demand. How old fashioned.

You just keep reading "SCIP" and being lazy. And don't keep track of the time you spend looking for ready-made software to fit your need. And learning how to install it. And use it. And discover its bugs. And work around them. Because you already know that's so much faster than practicing programming.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 21:43

>>107
there are books written about programmers who have to suffer under supervisors who measure productivity in number of lines of code written....thats all I will say about that

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 21:51

>>108
Before they count any lines, those supervisors assign you a function and then count the days until you deliver it. Speed and low bug count are what get you a raise. Knowing a major library or application very well counts too, of course. But getting mired in the muck of minor ready-made applications is a mistake.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-14 0:57

I think the problem would solve itself if there was something like a democratic bbs. There's a thread about it in lounge, and /prog/ would be the most capable forum to implement that or possibly improve things (Given basic score for extremely short psots or something?).

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-14 2:10

>>110
What's holding you up? Servers in >>103. Cheap or free hosting a google search away. Or on your own PC. What's missing?

Oh, right. Users. Who have a choice between /prog/, stackoverflow, reddit, joelonsoftware, usenet, Yahoo groups, digg, slashdot, tomshardware, arstechnica, hardforum, gamedev, mailing lists, IRC channels, other chans, and dozens of online programming books, compilers, and sample programs.

Good luck with that.

Name: sussX the haxxor 2011-01-14 3:25

pay me enough susscoins and i'll show my private areas of conjuring the spirits of the computers with my spells

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-14 3:36

>>111
>>112
On second thought, a doodle function and icons with pictures of MIT CS faculty should attract /prog/ users like flies.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-14 3:56

What we really need is not a private/better/another /prog/, but making this /prog/ better.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-14 4:22

>>114

HOW ?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-14 4:24

>>115
Let's start by banning >>114-san and >>37-san. Any everyone who use noko as e-mail.

Name: >>114 2011-01-14 4:25

>>116
I sage, you faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-14 4:30

>>116
Can you ban? Can anyone in here ban? There's a tremendous amount of garbage in /prog/ that would have earned a ban from any moderator if there ever was one. Was there ever one?

Again, HOW can you make this /prog/ better?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-14 4:45

>>118
FrozenVoid got banned

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-14 4:49

>>116
your gay

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-14 4:50

OK. Moot picks moderators somehow. Figure THAT out and see if you  can become /prog/ moderator.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-14 5:21

>>118
I have faith in MrVacBob-sama.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-14 5:27

>>102
http://snapframework.com/docs/tutorials/snap-api
Start reading!

>>103
i for one completely oppose using these ancient BBS that doesn't even support modern BBCODE. also i scoff at your remarks regarding re-inventions of wheels: what i propose is something completely different than a BBS, and (might i say) it probably has a far greater potential for lulz and a smaller chance to fail due to abuse. hear me out.

>>111
we will of course need users... this venture requires faith that once we build it, they will come. all i want to say about this is that some anon live in surveillance states (like china lol) and that online actions are starting to have real world consequences. anon are righteously becoming paranoid and sensibly more cautious in their online behavior. this is preventing major lulz from occurring. think about it.

we, as the /prog/ers of /prog/ (with for instance CUDDER as our CONS) can do something about this situation.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-14 5:38

>>123
This isn't /b/, and your ``lulz'' aren't welcome here.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-14 5:38

>>123
/prog/ers
U MENA /prog/lodytes, /prog/riders, /prog/rammers /prog/amers
/prog/
/prog/
BBCODE
Seriously, your post lacks of EXPERT BBCode, you didn't even BBCode your BBCode!

Name: Fuck off, !Ep8pui8Vw2 2011-01-14 5:46

>>124
Fuck off you shit eating cock sucking faggot. I hate you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-14 5:47

>>126
y u so mad bro lulz

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-14 6:15

>>123
lulz
anon
lol
lulz
You are not welcome here, remove yourself or your online actions will start to have real world consequences.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-14 6:18

>>128
You forgot what >>125 said (lack of BBCode

Name: Fuck off, !Ep8pui8Vw2 2011-01-14 6:22

>>128
COME AT ME BRO!

Name: Back to /b/, !uaVa00FkCs 2011-01-14 6:26

>>130
Back to /b/, ``please''

Name: Fuck off, !Ep8pui8Vw2 2011-01-14 6:28

I love cocks! I wish I could suck one!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-14 6:29

<-- check out my doubles!

Name: Back to /b/, !uaVa00FkCs 2011-01-14 6:34

>>133
Back to /b/, ``please''.

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-14 6:34

>>129
I forgot the /prog/ers thing too.
fuckingshit

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-14 6:51

>>122
MrVacBob has a large web presence. I never Googled him before.

He's spread too thinly. He's not doing enough here. That much was obvious before looking him up.

Moot point, anyhow. A need for more functional software has been identified. Pick a little piece of it and write a subroutine. Or ignore all this and go back to scribbling and baby talk. Whichever fits your particular mentality.

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