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private /prog/ forum

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 19:27

when is someone going to make a private version of /prog/ so that we can have programming discussions and kick the idiotic trolls?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 19:29

Who will decide who is a troll or not?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 19:31

>>2
whoever makes the forum, pays bandwidth, etc

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 19:32

>>3

Surefire way to make it suck.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 19:37

why don't you?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 19:38

>>4
Which is why we need a decentralized textboard using XMPP federation and OpenID auth and Gravitars.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 19:38

It wouldn't be neutral ground - and the very first to arrive would be the attention whores. Hell, they'd be the most likely to try to start a board.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 19:41

>>1
lol your a fucking fag

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 19:41

I propose a committee to be formed to decide who are trolls or not, it will consist of the following people

1. EXPERT-PROGRAMMER XARN - To display disdain for the suspects, ensure correct SexpCode implementation and for /prog/ excellence.
2. EXPERT-PROGRAMMER The Sussman - To represent the trolls and for /prog/ excellence.
3. EXPERT-PROGRAMMER RMS Matthew Stallman - To ensure the GNU freedom of both the suspects and the software.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 19:46

I'm writing some shiichan-type BBS software. I have no idea whether I'll ever host it though since running a site like this is asking for pain. Plus, could you really expect it to be any better than world4ch? The best of us are also the worst of us for the most part.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 19:49

This thread again.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 19:50

Xarn had a board.  There's also /prog/ on sovietrussia.org.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 19:54

Just FYI all the cool people hang out at the SICP thread of the Program board at 2ch. Please don't forget to keep it saged!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 19:56

Christopher's board was pretty nice. Too bad it died like a dog the moment someone tried to post on it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 20:08

>>12
I was going to comment that of all the valuable posters, Xarn is the only one I suspect of never shitposting. So a Xarn forum with only Xarn might be what >>1 is looking for. I think that's called a blog though.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 20:18

>>15
Don't forget his formspring! http://formspring.me/cairnarvon

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 20:38

>>1
The easiest solution would be to use the existing framework: prague itself.

Just start making posts in base64. Add a header which explains that the following is base64-encoded, but do not provide anyone with an adapter which decodes valid messages and filters out the rest of the shit.

Those who can code and thus have a chance to participate in a meaningful programming discussion would be able to implement the software on their own.

As soon as the plebs somehow get their hands on a copy of the program, we just change the encoding algorithm to something more involved.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 21:01

>>17
The majority of bad posts come from people who can pass trivial hurdles like that, and believe that somehow makes them belong here.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 21:02

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 21:12

>>1,19
Back to /g/, please. Your kind is not welcome here.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 21:21

>>17
The main problem with >>19 was that people using third-party clients to post to /prog/ sometimes end up being banned, which is not a great thing. The solution proposed by OP in that thread would only be convenient if it were possible to use a third-party program to post to /prog/.

I would suggest a signing system similar to >>19, but trivial to use even from within a browser.

My current idea would be to use algorithms (such as JSB-1) exactly as specified in the document from >>19, but feed them the current UTC year (four digits) and UTC week number of year (00..53), with Monday as first day of week, in the "date -u +%Y-%W" format (without the newline) and use the first 16 digits of the resulting hexadecimal hash as a tripcode. Using a trivial algorithm, it becomes easy to remove posts that are more than, say, one week away from the date they were posted. The key only needs to be generated every week, as I doubt that script kiddies will manage to crack a tripcode completely in any less than a week.

It will become easy to generate all the date-key associations in advance for a given algorithm, and a simple Javascript script will, sans doute, manage to prune posts without a key or using an expired key.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 21:21

>>20
Follow your own advice, ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 21:25

>>22
Yes, yes. Let the anger flow.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 21:32

well if we actually had a link on the main page, we'd have a lot more /prog/rammers here to dilute the dumbasses.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 21:34

>>24
Great idea! And make sure that it's also advertised from inside every imageboard!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 21:35

>>23
Fuck off and die.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 22:03

>>24
You're not fooling anybody.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 23:21

>>27
you gay

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-10 1:39

>>28
yes i am hahaha lol how did you kno hahaha ^__^ me and my bf do java together (pretty kinkeh huh? hahahahahaha lol)

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-10 4:28

The JEWS have done it again.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-10 5:01

>>1
Why wouldn't you return to your STACKOVERFLOW and REDDIT?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-10 6:08

>>31
becoz    u touch yo'ure self at knight

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-10 6:31

>>32
Omg, so random, LOL xD.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-10 10:04

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-10 11:59

y'our'e sel'fs

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-10 12:06

>>9
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as GNU freedom, is spelled, in fact, GNUFreedom, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNUPlusFreedom.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-10 19:58

bump

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-10 23:28

>>34
Oh Javazone. How you always manage to make me grit my teeth with the horrendously unfunny movies you make

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 0:33

>>38
I thought it was pretty damn good, and I actually hate java and love the idea of .net... go figure.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 6:03

We should have a telnet BBS.

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