private /prog/ forum

when is someone going to make a private version of /prog/ so that we can have programming discussions and kick the idiotic trolls?

I propose a committee to be formed to decide who are trolls or not, it will consist of the following people

1. EXPERT-PROGRAMMER XARN - To display disdain for the suspects, ensure correct SexpCode implementation and for /prog/ excellence.
2. EXPERT-PROGRAMMER The Sussman - To represent the trolls and for /prog/ excellence.
3. EXPERT-PROGRAMMER RMS Matthew Stallman - To ensure the GNU freedom of both the suspects and the software.