/prog/ - How do I become the next Mark Zuckerberg?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 0:52

I'm already 22 and I'm not a billionaire yet (only $1000 in savings)!

How do I create the next Facebook, Microsoft or Call of Duty so I can retire before age 30?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 1:02

Drop out of Harvard like every other certified badass.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 1:15

Just search craigslist for an "idea guy" looking for a "coder" like yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 3:57

Read SICP

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 5:20

How do I become the next Mark Zuckerberg?
Convert to Judaism and support the Zionist cause. Then you'll find fellow Zionists coming out of the woodwork with investment capital squandered from the goyim.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 5:31

1) create something that is not entirely new or or useful
2) have your daddy pay for advertising and some stuff like hosting
3) ???
4) sell company

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 9:23

How do I become the previous Mark Zuckerberg?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 9:25

(set! Mark-Zuckerbergs (cdr 'Mark-Zuckerbergs))

(set! me (car 'Mark-Zuckerbergs))

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 10:09

I'm 32 and I'm not even a millionaire yet so suck it up kid.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 10:29

hax your anus

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 10:39

All you need the is the secret algorithm, it should be written on your friends dorm window.

Watch the Social Network movie and take copious notes. It's pretty much a blueprint for success.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 10:51

The future is a completly decentrialized secure network platform which social networking could be built upon

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 10:52

>>6
4) sell company
Zuckerbergmaner didn't sell his company.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 11:26

>>11
So do I need to be borderline incapable of talking with girls like Zuckerberg in the movie?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 11:47

>>14
You're perfect, then!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 12:55

I am worse than movie Zuckerberg at talking with girls yet I am only a millionaire ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 13:17

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Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 13:43

>>16
Buy a wife.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 13:49

>>16
;_;
Buy a waifu.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 14:08

Life-like texture ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 14:15

Tife-tike lexlure ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 14:17

Check them dubz.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 14:34

>>22
You can't get a 1 GET.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 17:15

Call of Duty

aiming high I see

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-08 17:53

>>1
You need to know JEWS, or you will fail if you are a GOY.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 18:19

>>5
So are Jews communists or capitalists?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 20:42

>>26
Jews are capitalist communists.

Communist because they always praise to give away what is yours

capitalist because they praise ---^ in order to steal it, and sell it for more DELICIOUS JEWGOLDZ

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 21:05

Listen, I've been thinking, and I don't think this whole ``crazy Zionist conspiracy nut" gig is a good fit for /prog/. It's not quite in our idiom, so to speak.
I think maybe you should just go away, see if you can't find a better reception for your act elsewhere.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 21:42

>>28
Ignorant American detected.

But I agree, this isn't relevant to ~~our interests~~ programming.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 21:49

>>29
How u now im american!?! O_o i pretend 2b litreate and everyting.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 12:34

Anonymous likes this

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 12:59

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Name: VIPPER 2011-01-09 13:05

>>31
But anonymous is legium how do triforce lolfags lololololol troll newfags lets go and raid /frog/

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 13:07

Facebook should have a dislike button. It would be hilarious.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 13:17

>>33
M-x kill-legion

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 13:53

>>35
Okay, I smiled.

Name: boxxy xd 2011-01-09 14:13

>>33
LULZ!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 15:45

This thread has been closed and replaced with the following thread:

Subject: C variable fuckery
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p=(p+1)%4;
Is there a more obscure and intimidating way to do this? Or can I just declare p as unsigned and use array[++p%4]?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 15:59

>>38
p % 4 == p & 3

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 16:03

p=++p&3

How do I become the next Mark Zuckerberg?

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