How do I become the next Mark Zuckerberg?

I'm already 22 and I'm not a billionaire yet (only $1000 in savings)!

How do I create the next Facebook, Microsoft or Call of Duty so I can retire before age 30?

Listen, I've been thinking, and I don't think this whole ``crazy Zionist conspiracy nut" gig is a good fit for /prog/. It's not quite in our idiom, so to speak.
I think maybe you should just go away, see if you can't find a better reception for your act elsewhere.