Hey lispers

My name is Andrei, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass parentheses. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any projects featured on sourceforge? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than Scheme.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the C++ comittee, and did research on the D programming language. What languages do you write, other than that sub-enterprise standard hobby-language? I also have a six figure income, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just watched me recompile my new addition to the Boost library; Shit was SO cash). You are all ``faggots" who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Here's a pic of me and my girlfriend
http://erdani.com/media/sandandrei.jpg

Nice pasta variation.

This doesn't work as well without that obnoxious image mercilessly right in your face.

Wrong thread "faggot".

http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1294080764/1-40

>>3
I thought the picture was pretty spot on.

>>5
His (wife?) is actually pretty. OP should've shopped The "C++ Programming Language" in his arm or in the background.

>>6
* waifu ;_;

>>7
You must be new here

>>8
Get out of /jprog/

I read 4chan because I enjoy watching people who are depressed, suicidal, antisocial and socially abused talk about their life like they are normal and have no problems

there is your tl:dr in a nutshell

>>1

You do realize that many of the "new" features of ALGOL derived languages were in fact "inspired by" LISP, right? (Conditional statements, etc.)

>>11
You do realize that absolutely nobody gives a flying fuck?

lisp is gay