Official Language Bashing Thread

I CHOOSE YOU MEGATROLL

perl is a bunch of unreadable shit. Its users are fags who thinks they are better that anyone else just because they write in that crap.

Perl is pretty much dead

Perl has an operator for everything, Python has just FIOC and flawed lambdas.

Perl makes you look cool. Oh wait.

Lisp makes you look like a fat pimply basement dwelling college student.

(make-look-cool you :what 'lisp) (loop) ; wait

>>2,3,5

Admittedly, I wouldn't use it for every-day tasks, but it's great for Web Programming, thanks to the big amount of MVC frameworks.

In short, Perl is better than Ruby and PHP together.

also, Ruby is Pascal for faggots
PHP is Perl for americans (as it doesn't require you to use your brain)

>>8
FIBONACCI CITE DETECTED

>>8
Perl is horrible for web programming or any kind of programming.

>>10
Since you never programmed anything in Perl, I wonder how you can tell?

>>8
Actually, Ruby is Perl for holocaust deniers.

Bash bash, please.

>>13
Everything wrong with bash was fixed in csh

>>12
Actually, the holocaust was Java for JEWS.

my $dayjob is writing Perl. I think it's a pretty sweet deal.

The .NET language ecosystem (C#, VB.NET, C++/CLI, etc.) is the Marxist ideology of authoritarian political correctness, multiculturalism, tolerance of homosexuals, genocide of white Europeans, and indentured servitude of the masses for C/C++, Pascal/Delphi and VB6 developers who missed the Java wagon train.

>>14
Everything wrong with Bash was fixed in Bash

INFINITE PARADOXON

Meanwhile I hax I'm gonna gettin the root.

Unix shells, particularly bash. 21st century and they still can't handle filenames with spaces properly.

cal | sed "s/^/ /;s/$/ /;s/ $(date +%e) / $(date +%e | sed 's/./#/g') /"
date: date +%d

>>20
What do you mean by §§properly''?

>>20
Write a patch

http://sedition.com/img/p/p/h/perl-and-python-hackers.png

>>22
Read man xargs and man find where they discuss -0 and -print0 switch.

/prog/ doesn't know anything about programming, they just pretend to.

Threads like these only prove my point even further.

C is a good language and I use it.

C, and for that matter C++. I fucking hate them both. Their low level nature is unjustified in 99.9% of cases. 2010, still using manual memory management. It's unnecessary.

C and C++ coders have got to be the most retarded fuck tards it's possible to meet in the programming world. They go on and on about how their brainfuck pointer code is oh so fast and have the good grace to insult programmers of other languages such as Python or Haskell even though those programmers are at least 3 times more productive than they are.

Fuck you C coders. I'm off to code some Python. A language as pleasing to write in as it is to read and exceedingly simple to debug. Enjoy your overflows and cognitive burdens C coding places on problem solving. You should also know that any features you're able to produce after 9 consecutive hours of debugging can be implemented in less time using Python and so I always laugh when I'm selling commercial software and my competition are programs written in C. Hahahahah, it's retards like C coders than keep the food on my table, good times.

>>28
Try to write an operating system in your precious PHP/Java/HAKSAL/FIOC. Notice something? Yeah, I'm sure you do.

Before you go off to rant about stuff you rather obviously don't understand, I recommend you to read a book. Or two. It wouldn't hurt.

Also, you may probably not believe it, but Python is written in C. Not in PHP, Java, HAKSAl, LITHP, SEESharp, HTML, or Lua, but in C.

Raw C.

ANSI C.

Woop-de-doo.

>>28
2010,
If your calendar were written in C, it could have turned over an integer by now.

>>29
>Implying I don't know C.
>Implying I would waste my time trying to write an operating system when GNU/Linux already exists. Good try aspergian Anonix developer.
>Interpreted languages are slow enough. It logically had to be written in C. Doesn't mean it was fun.
>>30
>No, because my calculator would have segfaulted.

>>31
Ba-dum-tsk'

>>31
>Implying I don't know C.
You don't. Face the truth.

>Implying I would waste my time trying to write an operating system when GNU/Linux already exists. Good try aspergian Anonix developer.

I'm no ````Anonix'''' Developer, Mister Lolcow
 
>Interpreted languages are slow enough. It logically had to be written in C. Doesn't mean it was fun.
You keep comparing apples to pears. C is a System language. FIOC is not.

>>29
Try to write an interrupt handler with your precious C/C++. Notice something? Yeah, I'm sure you do.

Before you go off to rant about stuff you rather obviously don't understand, I recommend you to read a book. Or two. It wouldn't hurt.

Also, you may probably not believe it, but Python also has a metacircular interpreter which is faster than the C one.

>>29
HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
  THE FORCED INDENTATION OF THE CODE
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY OTHER CAR I GUESS ?
ITS A CDR
AND IS PRONOUNCED ``CUDDER''
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
THIS IS /prog/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED SATORI
PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE READ SICP
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO
TOO BAD RUBY ON RAILS IS SLOW AS FUCK
BBCODEAND ((SCHEME)) ARE THE ULTIMATE LANGUAGES
ALSO
WELCOME TO /prog/
EVERY THREAD WILL BE REPLIED TO
NO EXCEPTION

>>35
I know spells too.

>>31
linux is not an operating system...

>>37
I know, it's a compiler.

>>37
Exactly.
^GNU/_Linux, instead, is the GNU operating system on top of the _Linux kernel.

>>37
>>38
>>39
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.