Where did all the internet hipsters go?

This board used to be full of them. I remember coming here and learning about Haskell, and my life was changed forever. Then I moved on to more serious communities like Reddit and Y Combinator. But lately everything seems stale, trite -- where can I go to learn about the latest language or framework that's being used by all of 10 people?

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Everyone knows all Lisp has going for it is the Jewish tendency towards abstraction.