How often do you shower?

once a week and with tea tree oil shampoo only. theres a river close by to my house where i usually take a dip almost daily.

doing my bit to help save water and saving the bills while im at it

About once a week...and now you have a placebo effect. You suddenly view me as "dirty" when you never would've drawn to that conclusion if I didn't tell you that. I guarantee I smell better than you and am more clean. Some people naturally stink and some people naturally emit little to no body odor. How much you shower won't change that.