/prog/ - best way for me

Name: loci dogi 2011-01-01 13:31

listen, anon, assume that I am good programmer. I live out of USA/UK/india so only telecommute.
my techs: erlang, rails, haskell, nodejs etc. it does not matter, i have some knowledge in every lang.
so: what is best way for me to earn money remotely, where i should search employers? I have no degree and I dont want have contract.

coz what i see now - only onsite positions and education in "computer science".

cheerz

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 13:41

I live out of USA/UK/india
if you live out of USA and UK, you have no reason to telecommunicate, you can go in person

Name: loci dogi 2011-01-02 2:05

>if you live out of USA and UK, you have no reason to telecommunicate, you can go in person

i cant go there, fuck, this is no way)

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 2:08

I think you should try mastering the English language first.

Name: loci dogi 2011-01-02 2:16

is this necessary? I can read and you can get my point, so my english can wait, but I don't.

Name: loci dogi 2011-01-02 2:36

i'm a huge faggot please rape my face

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 2:43

>>5
youcanreadandgetthepointevenwithoutspacestoo
You can survive eating cockroaches, vomit of herbivores and drinking swamp water.
This doesn't mean anyone will try.

Name: loci dogi 2011-01-02 2:54

bad analogy. but u are right, if my english SO lame and poor - it is kinda new to me. I thought my level is Intermediate.
anyway, this is off topic, i'm going listen advices about Work telecommute UPD: with horri-fucking-ble english

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 3:01

>>8
You are a huge optimist, aren't you?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 3:33

>>8
You are a huge autist, aren't you?

Name: loci dogi 2011-01-02 3:35

no, i'm not:) what's your work?
first of all i'm not searching work with PHP(many concurents), i said what i need.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 3:36

My work?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 3:47

>>8
I thought my level is Intermediate.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
funniest thing in all of year!!!!
you can not cut dick!!
you need diamond saw to even fracture dick!!!
my dickcheese feeds entire of african villages!!
more than you ever done for world!
you jealous
because you smalldick queer!!!
when people go to you funreal
they think
"Hahahahahaha a smalldick queer is dead!"

Name: loci dogi 2011-01-02 4:03

>"Hahahahahaha a smalldick queer is dead!"
guy, think u are smart enough to laugh on me? sorry, I do not see anything funny here, and if you'll explain what "the funniest thing" i said, I would be pleasant :)

p.s. or if you are really attaboy tell me what u mean by "little penis queer", what the idiom

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 4:14

Even if you don't have degree you may search for a regular job, I suggest to target small companies (more liberal about education). You may also first try to find internship and stay after this period.

I don't get, why you prefer remote work, regular job is a bit easier (e.g. you know what's going on in the company) and you may collaborate with people face to face (and it's also easier).

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 4:27

>I don't get, why you prefer remote work, regular job is a bit easier (e.g. you know what's going on in the company) and you may collaborate with people face to face (and it's also easier).

a lot of reasons.
1. i dont want work only for one company. free lance for the win.
2. and i cant go to country, what i wish now.

why everybody demands degree.. seems they think that education teach be punctual etc

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 4:34

seems they think that education teach be punctual etc
INTERMEDIATE LEVEL QUALITY ENGLISH!!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 4:39

lol:)) lemme try again:

It looks like they don't give a shit about my experience and enthuziasm.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 7:43

Don't go freelancing unless you want to barely make $1500/month by working your ass off every single day.
You can find plenty of real jobs in Russia with many companies embracing free schedule and liberal attitude in offices.
Oh and please, stop intentionally corrupting your English - it is poor enough already, and with all these "coz", "u" etc you look like a mentally challenged adolescent from India.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 8:29

>>19
$1500 is a big amount of money. One could live on $250 and have 5/6 of his time free. But working for a company would take all of your time. Think about it.

Name: loci dogi 2011-01-02 9:25

>>19
Thank you! But how you got that I'm from Russia? Did I've made common mistakes for Russians?
anyway I apprepriate your help about "coz" and "u", I just thought this is usual slang.

in fact, salary in my country is 2 or 3 times less than in UK/USA.

I know, that there are a lot of cheap indian coders in this country, if we are talking about PHP. In my case, I wanna make great things using great techs: functional programming, ruby on rails, etc.

ps. I believe, that in next half a year my English will be improved to Advanced, that's why I'm talking with you now. :)

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 9:50

>>21
Did I've made common mistakes for Russians?
Yes. Yes you did. No, I will not point them out.
Read SICP and http://lib.rus.ec/b/144903

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 9:59

dey took'er jobs

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 10:50

UK IT scene is a fucking shambles. Enjoy your Microsoft Gold certified partners and Capita outsourcing bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 12:20

>>20
$250 is only enough if you live with your mom who cooks for you and pays your bills. If not, that much will land you either a very shitty room or enough food to last for a month, but not both.

Name: sage 2011-01-02 16:51

I fucking hate this thread and I fucking hate you OP. The only way I can see you making money via telecommuting is by sucking dicks on webcam.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 19:50

lol u mad nigga

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 21:27

>>25
You can share room with a group of people. That will make rent price a joke.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 21:28

>>28
Chinese brothers always share apartments. Sometimes 15 people live in one room.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 22:44

>>25
>enough food to last for a month
Some food chains throw away good food as a garbage if it is a little dated. One can buy expired food at a very low price, though he must be careful, as eating expired food can lead to intoxication, but some food types, like candies, are relatively safe. I remember eating sausage with these little worms, and I'm still alive.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 22:48

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Myiasis-cat.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 8:41

Chinese brothers always share food. Sometimes 15 people eat one food sequentially.

>>28
Enjoy not ever having any privacy, but having lots of noise and occupied toilet instead. That makes life a joke.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 9:12

>>30
There a reason why a business in a modern society adheres to legal food standards.

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1 Name: loci dogi 2011-01-01 13:31

2 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 13:41

3 Name: loci dogi 2011-01-02 2:05

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5 Name: loci dogi 2011-01-02 2:16

6 Name: loci dogi 2011-01-02 2:36

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8 Name: loci dogi 2011-01-02 2:54

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