/prog/ - Hire me — World4ch

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 6:13

hey /prog/, can you hire me as an intern?

I know c, java, html, Flash/ActionScript, Dreamweaver, and learning CSS.

I need shit to do for the summer. I'll work for free

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 6:42

>I need shit to do for the summer. I'll work for free

Thats a fools game bro, especially for free. Work for yourself. Think of a project to hack on and get building your future.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 6:53

>>2
I see your point, but the only thing I've done so far is create trivial java and c programs, like a GUI Flight program that uses binary trees. Useless projects aside from helping learn how to learn the language.

I feel like I need guidance. Could you give an example of a project?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 7:15

>>3
Think of something you want, or need. If your hobby project isn't for fun or out of necessity, then it will be a wasted summer.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 7:19

The scheme version of derp is der?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 7:22

>>5
_{^{_{yeah okay we get it}}}

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 7:32

The scheme version of Lisp is Lis?

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-01 9:18

Make a video game or help one out.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 11:44

Do you know javascript OP ?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 12:44

>>9
The scheme version of OP is O?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 13:39

I know c, java, html, Flash/ActionScript, Dreamweaver, and learning CSS.
doesnt know php, good luck getting a web design job

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 14:25

doesn't know lisp, good luck reaching satori

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 14:53

>>11
You can use libraries and "php for designers"

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 15:21

>>11
knowing Java but not knowing PHP means you can get ENTERPRISE web jobs.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 16:06

>>12
fuck off satorifag

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 17:33

>>15
Back to /b/.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 17:41

Project assignment:
Read SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 17:54

>>16
u jelly?

lol polefag

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 17:56

>>18
Back to /b/

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 18:28

>>19
lol u missed ur period

enjoy yo'ure gay, kebabfag

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 18:30

>>20
Back to /b

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 18:40

>>21
WHER'ES UR SLASH?!

DID U USE IT FOR SLASH FICTION LULZ

polefag

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 18:56

>>22
Back to /

Name: Fuck off, !Ep8pui8Vw2 2011-01-01 19:05

>>23
I R TEH ROOT LULZ

EAT SHIT AND DIE FAGGOT

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 19:07

inb4 /b/fag

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 19:19

>>24,25
Back to

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 19:19

>>26
go fuck yo'ure self

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 19:28

>>27
Back t

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 19:37

>>28
FUCK OFF AND DIE NIGGER

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 19:40

>>29
Back

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 19:59



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Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 20:12

>>30
I FUCKING HATE YOU PLEASE DIE OF A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 20:32

>>32
Back to /b/ please, raging little kid.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 20:37

ENJOY YO'URE FAIL AND AIDS /PROG/

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 20:51

>>33
fuck off autist

u jelly?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 23:53

>>35
Back to /b/ please, Faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 0:24

>>36
lol your gay

also, im not going back to /b/

i think im gonna stick around here for a while to piss off you shit cunt fags

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 1:46

i think im gonna stick around here for a while
Well, then

HAHAHAHA

YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?

I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU

  THE FORCED INDENTATION OF THE CODE

GET IT ?

I DONT THINK SO

YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY OTHER CAR I GUESS ?

ITS A CDR

AND IS PRONOUNCED ``CUDDER''

OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
THIS IS /prog/



YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED SATORI

PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND

I HAVE READ SICP

IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO

TOO BAD RUBY ON RAILS IS SLOW AS FUCK

BBCODE

AND ((SCHEME)) ARE THE ULTIMATE LANGUAGES

ALSO

WELCOME TO

/prog/



EVERY THREAD WILL BE REPLIED TO

NO EXCEPTION

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 3:31

>>37
YHBT

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-02 9:23

>>37
teh troll got trolled u mad? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLs

Hire me

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