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Post your best Anus

Name: Anus Lover 2010-12-30 11:08

Hi BBCODE Experts

ITT we make the best possible (text-only) anus. One-liners anii are preferred.


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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 11:15

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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 11:40

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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 12:08

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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 12:10

>>4

That one made me horny

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 12:55

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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 13:03

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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 13:09


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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 15:50

>>8
I suppose that the thread is over.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 16:03

>>9
I fucking hope so

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 16:10

>>1
BBCode = ASCII art

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 17:10

  Thread "129372518", post >>1
    > BBCode = ASCII art
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SyntaxError: invalid syntax

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 17:19

prog:129372518:11:1:7: parse error on input `='

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 17:22

Confused at post >>11, near "> BBCode = ASCII art"

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 17:36

C'mon... I think you can do better, guyz...

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 17:39

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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 17:43

Woman's Anus Sewn Shut by Angry Midwife

A woman in Shenzhen City, China, apparently had her anus sewn shut "with black threads and needle" by a midwife who hadn't received a good tip. The midwife claims she simply sewed up a bleeding haemorrhoid. Please: Tip your midwives.

Name: VIPPER 2010-12-30 18:22

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Name: anus 2011-10-03 13:35

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Name: Anonymous 2011-10-03 13:49

C:\TEXT\WEALTH.TXT

g back negro slaves in
return.

If the whole surplus produce of America, in grain of all sorts, in salt
provisions, and in fish, had been put into the enumeration, and thereby
forced into the market of Great Britain, it would have interfered too
much with the produce of the industry of our own people. It was probably
not so much from any regard to the interest of America, as from a
jealousy of this interference, that those important commodities have
not only been kept out of the enumeration, but t

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-03 14:11

C:\TEXT\BIBLE.TXT

riseth up again: but the wicked shall fall into
mischief.

24:17 Rejoice not when thine enemy falleth, and let not thine heart be
glad when he stumbleth: 24:18 Lest the LORD see it, and it displease
him, and he turn away his wrath from him.

24:19 Fret not thyself because of evil men, neither be thou envious at
the wicked: 24:20 For there shall be no reward to the evil man; the
candle of the wicked shall be put out.

24:21 My son, fear thou the LORD and the king: and meddle not with
them that a

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-03 14:17

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ghteous, and God is angry with the wicked every
day.

7:12 If he turn not, he will whet his sword; he hath bent his bow, and
made it ready.

7:13 He hath also prepared for him the instruments of death; he
ordaineth his arrows against the persecutors.

7:14 Behold, he travaileth with iniquity, and hath conceived mischief,
and brought forth falsehood.

7:15 He made a pit, and digged it, and is fallen into the ditch which
he made.

7:16 His mischief shall return upon his own head, and his viole

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-03 14:22

http://www.avclub.com/articles/don-lapre-king-of-the-infomercials-commits-suicide,62636/

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alted
by them when they set in order their own city?

How will they proceed?

They will begin by sending out into the country all the inhabitants
of the city who are more than ten years old, and will take possession
of their children, who will be unaffected by the habits of their parents;
these they will train in their own habits and laws, I mean in the laws
which we have given them:  and in this way the State and constitution
of which we were speaking will soonest and most easily attain happines

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-03 14:31

I just enjoy God's company and ponder from different angles.  I don't have to worry.  I laughed at that last one.  It was funny.

God says...
C:\TEXT\YANKEE.TXT

l we pray."

As a matter of business it was a good idea to get the notion around
that the thing was difficult.  Many a small thing has been made
large by the right kind of advertising.  That monk was filled up
with the difficulty of this enterprise; he would fill up the others.
In two days the solicitude would be booming.

On my way home at noon, I met Sandy.  She had been sampling the
hermits.  I said:

"I would like to do that myself.  This is Wednesday.  Is there
a matinee?"

"A which, ple

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-03 14:49

C:\TEXT\OBAMASTATE.TXT

bill comes to my desk with earmarks inside, I will veto it.  I will veto it.  (Applause.)

      The 21st century government that’s open and competent.  A government that lives within its means.  An economy that’s driven by new skills and new ideas.  Our success in this new and changing world will require reform, responsibility, and innovation.  It will also require us to approach that world with a new level of engagement in our foreign affairs.

      Just as jobs and businesses can now race across bo

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-07 11:40

This Scala code made me smile a little

object Result extends Application {
    val data = List(1,2,3,4,5)
    var result = data.reduceLeft(_*_)
    println (result)
}

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-07 11:42

>>26
ANUS REDUCTION

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-07 11:49

>>18,26
It might not be the best anus, but is the most useful so far.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-08 8:40

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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 23:52

Gonorrhoea can infect areas of the reproductive tract, including the cervix, uterus and egg canals in women as well as the urine canal in women and men. The bacterium can also grow in the mouth, throat, eyes and anus.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-17 4:57

GONORRHOEA CAN INFECT AREAS OF THE REPRODUCTIVE TRACT, INCLUDING THE CERVIX, UTERUS AND EGG CANALS IN WOMEN AS WELL AS THE URINE CANAL IN WOMEN AND MEN. THE BACTERIUM CAN ALSO GROW IN THE MOUTH, THROAT, EYES AND MY ANUS

Name: Anus 2013-05-25 16:27

>>1
I LOVE YOU TOO, OP

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 16:55

>>29
Best one so far.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-25 23:17

>>26
Scala syntax is all over the place. I really dislike their use of the underscore.

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