The CIA is scum who will find dirt and blackmail you. I told Bush secrets and the CIA never let me hear the end. I'll bet the Saudi King is blackmailed. CIA suckered Saddam into attacking Kuwait. Bush did 9/11, kinda on my orders, but not really. My reality is phoney. I wrote bush from a mental hospital and said "I know how to torture!"
My fucking parents are in cahoots with the CIA. Pedophiles. Got the crazy notion I'm a pedophile. I tried to get a dog to lick my dick, once in 1985. There, my darkest secrets.
In 1999, I hit an actor with my car. Yeah! I killed one CIA dude, my enemy! He was taunting me and I had an impulse while driving. I licked my windshield. Canabalism? This is a dark secret, the CIA likes to extort me with, but ba ha,it's when I scored my only payback on them... my proudest moment!