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Java?

Name: Apache 2010-12-25 10:00

ok, /prog/, i need your help.
I am a noob. What is Java used for?
Not a troll, just want to hear it from those who know and use it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-25 10:08

Hello, Apache.

Java is able to calculate your mortgage interest.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-25 10:17

Java is a general-purpose programming language. These days it is mostly used for server-side web programming (enterprise applications, etc.) and a few desktop applications (eg. Azureus/Vuze, Eclipse).

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-25 10:34

Java is used to force programmers to write horrible but maintainable code that's well suited to enterprise work as it aims to make everyone easily replaceable. It mainly got off on hype at first but now survives on the tons and tons of reusable, if shitty, code around for it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-25 10:39

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLocafpLMi0

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-25 11:08

>>4
damn i would vote for your post if i could

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-25 11:18

>>4
This. Java is all "coders are to be easily replaced cogs" bloated with Sun's corporate culture.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-25 11:25

>>4,7
Ignore these two.  They're just angry Java is far from perfect but is still highly useful in the market.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-25 12:18

Like an American car, it is now technologically inferior, but can still be used for picking up hot chicks.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-25 12:55

>>9
CUDDER JOKE MATERIAL DETECTED

Name: Apache 2010-12-25 13:06

whoa.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-25 14:06

Like an American cdr, it is now technologically inferior, but can still be used for consing up hot lists.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-02 22:58

Don't change these.
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