/prog/ - Writing viruses and malware...

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 22:43

...that is what self-respecting anonymous progger should do. I'm proud of fellow eastern europe hackers, who get this simple formula long ago: write a bunch of viruses, then sell antiviruses. Windoze lusers must suffer and pay ransom money for antiviruses.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 22:46

Click fraud is very nice too. It is good to be bad! ^_______^

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 1:59

I prefer to write toy programs involving recursively-defined subsets of Z⁺.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 3:51

>>3
Dont you want to make money? Girlfriends will like you iff you have enough money, so without money you wont have sex. And to make money, you need to scum, rob or kill people.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 3:56

Here in Russia we even have a nice term for eCommerce - scummerce, because making money is all about defrauding stupid capitalist snobs.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 4:02

I prefer fucking over stupid suits who don't realise that a ten-minute copy-and-paste PHP job is not worth thirty bucks.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 4:24

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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 4:40

>>7
Stop segfaulting your BBCode compiler.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 4:42

>>4
So what you're saying is that he can have SEX or PROGRAMMING, but not both?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 4:56

>>9
You can use neuro-linguistic PROGRAMMING to scam people off their money, then pay your girlfriend for SEX. Optionally, you can hack some jewish bank, but if jews catch you, you will have SEX anyway, first with some ACABs (there are many gay cops, you know), then in prison with nigger Bubba.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 9:41

>>10
Fucking Jews.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 10:46

>>1
FUCKING BITCHES AND HOES...
...that is what self-respecting anonymous progger should do, you clueless fool!

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 14:24

>>1
>>2
Back to /b/

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 14:59

>>13
no u

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 21:19

>>13
Optimise your quotes.
>>1-2,14
Back to /b/.

Name: Fuck off, !Ep8pui8Vw2 2010-12-23 21:35

>>15
Fuck off, cock sucking ``faggot''.

Name: Go back to /b/, !7pIBcz5p.U 2010-12-23 22:52

>>16
Go back to /b/. ``autist''.

Name: Fuck off, !Ep8pui8Vw2 2010-12-23 23:13

>>17
Fuck off, ``Sepples''.

Name: Go back to /b/, !7pIBcz5p.U 2010-12-23 23:22

>>18
Come from /prog/, ``Lisp''.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-24 2:08

Really?

Writing viruses and malware...

1 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 22:43

2 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 22:46

3 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 1:59

4 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 3:51

5 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 3:56

6 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 4:02

7 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 4:24

8 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 4:40

9 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 4:42

10 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 4:56

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12 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 10:46

13 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 14:24

14 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 14:59

15 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 21:19

16 Name: Fuck off, !Ep8pui8Vw2 2010-12-23 21:35

17 Name: Go back to /b/, !7pIBcz5p.U 2010-12-23 22:52

18 Name: Fuck off, !Ep8pui8Vw2 2010-12-23 23:13

19 Name: Go back to /b/, !7pIBcz5p.U 2010-12-23 23:22

20 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-24 2:08