You wake up.
You are in a /prog/. There are doors to the east and west.
There is a table in front of you. On the table is a cat, an empty cons cell and a copy of SICP.
You feel slightly unwell. Maybe it's from all the amnesia. >
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Anonymous2010-12-19 8:41
>talk to Troll
Feeling bolstered by your newly gained SICP and weaboo powers, you confront the Troll.
Before you cast any spel, the Troll gets on a tirade on how scientists will be replaced by artists.
You feel indignant.
>bash Troll with SICP
The radiant effigy of THE SUSSMAN, though tainted by the presence of the ANTI CUDDER ABELSON, burns the Troll and makes it reel!
Name:
Anonymous2010-12-19 10:13
reprogrammu the troll in Ruby
"U MENA HASKAL", he shouts.
attack he troll
"I'd just like to interject for a moment..."
Your blood pressure rises.
Name:
Anonymous2010-12-19 11:11
wield proprietary driver
You show the troll a compiled device driver with no source code. He disintegrates into a pile of parentheses.
Name:
Anonymous2010-12-19 11:21
grep parentheses
You spend an hour trying to decide whether they match, and if they do, just what do they match... but you fail.
Noam Chomsky appears and starts blabbering about automata.