[TEXT ADVENTURE]Sussman I: Rise of Scheme

You wake up.
You are in a /prog/. There are doors to the east and west.
There is a table in front of you. On the table is a cat, an empty cons cell and a copy of SICP.
You feel slightly unwell. Maybe it's from all the amnesia.
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>A high level Troll appears.
He engages you in a carefully crafted discussion with built in logical fallacies and subtly introduced misconceptions about the merits of one programming language versus all the other.
You fail to save -vs- IQ.
You are now enraged!