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Can I still succeed as a programmer?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 17:23

I don't want no C/C++/Java/C#/PHP/JS/BASIC/ML/HASKELL/BASH/F#/Pascal/Ruby/Perl/Python/Unix/Windows
Can I still succeed as a programmer or, at least, a computer user?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 17:24

You forgot Assembly.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 17:25

it appears you'll be a macfag

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 17:25

I suggest Common Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 17:26

>>2
I've nothing against assembly, but faggy employers wont allow me to use pure assembly to write LISP macros on top of it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 17:26

>>3
Mac = Unix = INSTANT FAIL

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 17:28

You can still suck dicks for money.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 17:31

>>6
losethos is always a option

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 17:36

Torrented http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/3769989/Symbolics_Open_Genera_2.0_for_Alpha_-_complete_package_with_Lisp today. But my local computer store doesn't sell any LISP Machines. I asked if some pre-order option available and they looked at me like I am crazy. That is just wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 18:18

>>9
Unfortunately, no one sells LISP Machines anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 18:19

don't mind me, just covering that puddi bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 18:28

Sure. If you use Lisp you'll be very successful.
Lisp has all kinds of real world applications, and is used widely throughout the industry.
>trollface.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 18:35

Yes you can with FORTH

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 20:25

>>13
Nowadays C/C++ completly replaced Forth. Millions of Algol-faggots are to blame. These mindless creatures can't live without their begin/end and semicolons. Why, tell me why Europe people guilty in all this programming mess? Authors of Algol, C++, C#, ML, Haskell, Pascal, PHP and Ruby - all europeans. And what they did are horrible inferior languages compared to timeless greatness of Lisp, Smalltalk, Forth, SNOBOL, Refal and Factor. I hate Europe.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 20:36

>>14
ruby... europeans
the fuck?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 20:38

>>15
Ruby was influenced by Algol.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-01 2:16

>>16
Ruby was invented by some japanese faggot.
Japan = Asian, not European.

being influenced by algol makes it european
Back to /g/ please

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-01 8:06

>>17
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yukihiro_Matsumoto
This "japanese faggot" is a catholic...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yukihiro_Matsumoto
>Yukihiro Matsumoto ... is a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and served as a missionary for the church
So he pretty much has fucked up european brains.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-01 8:12

>>18
Mormon is european.
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-01 8:35

>>18
Is he that priest who has sex with yoghurt?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-01 8:42

>>20
wrong board. gtfo.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-01 9:04

>>18
Being christian means you can't be a faggot

Internet Scientist hard at work!

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-01 9:23

>>9
There's an emulator for x86_64.

>>1
Did you miss Lisp on purpose? If not, sure, but even as a Lisp user, you might need to use some C or assembly to save some time for low-level stuff, and rejecting Unix and Windows leaves you with barely any well-maintained OSes.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-01 10:06

>>23
>as a Lisp user, you might need to use some C or assembly
C and assembly - both could be replaced with Lisp DSLs. Lisp Machines used Lisp for everything.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-01 10:11

>>24
Yes, I know, however, all this depends on implementation. If you're writing for multiple platforms, you'd have to write your own assemblers, and mid/low-level interfaces. Most Lisp compilers do have those, but people still seem to prefer writing GC's in C due to the sheer amount of low-level stuff involved, and OS glue tends to be done in C and asm too, however of course, you can write it all in Lisp if you want to.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-01 10:20

>>25
They do this because C/C++ doesn't support reflection. So, to call some OS service, you need to parse all the crap from /usr/include

Thanks to our dear faggots - Kernighan and Ritchie with their KISS crap.

Name: VIPPER 2010-12-01 11:06

implement an asm special form for scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-01 11:08

Learn2excel, op. Or SAS.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-01 13:40

Puddi

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-21 19:58

hi

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-21 20:01

>>31
hi, how are y'ou ¿

Name: noko 2011-03-21 20:02

>>31,32
please d'ont perform necromancy, fu'ckin maggot's

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-22 19:36

you didn't mention Malbolge, BrainFuck, Iota or even lambda calculus

there are innumerable options left for you

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-22 21:03

>>1
Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-22 21:52

>>35
lambda calculus has already been noted
>>34

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-22 22:06

>>36
Lisp is not lambda calculus.
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