FreeBSD

#include <stdlib.h>

// d is a demon function pointer type
typedef void (*d)();

int main(){
  void *evil = malloc(666); // Cast from pure evilty
  d bsd;                   // the BSD kernel is a demon
  bsd = (d)evil;          // yes, the most evil of them all
  bsd();                 // Call upon it to rule the computer
  free(bsd);            // Not included in other BSD variants
}


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