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Java vs Python

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 13:23

I'm a noobish programmer who has been simultaneously learning Python and Java. As a beginner, I must say I FUCKING HATE JAVA and Python is nice. I came upon this article just now http://pythonconquerstheuniverse.wordpress.com/category/java-and-python/
and it eloquently points out java's lameness and pythons awesomeness.
In light of this, why are they teaching Java at my school and not python? Like srsly?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 13:23

One word: Industry. Thread over.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 13:29

One word: Bloat. Thread over.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 13:30

FUCK YOU YOU ANONYMOUSE FUCKS

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 13:30

One word: Google. Thread over.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 13:31

FUCK YOU YOU ANONYMOUSE FUCKS

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 13:53

Python is for kids. Period. It's slow, and poorly featured and frankly as a beginner you don't have a say on anything.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 13:56

One word: pthread_exit(0). Thread over.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 14:18

[quote]Python is nice[/quote]

Get out.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 14:28

>>9
You fail at BBCode, your opinion is invalid.

>>1
Python is nice
python awesomeness

Get out.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 14:42

Java is for suits. Period. It's slow, and poorly featured and frankly as a manager you don't have a clue on anything.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 20:16

I use Jython.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 20:26

>>1
"I'm a noobish programmer"
"As a beginner"
"srsly"

Perfect example of the average python programmer.
This is why nobody respects you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 20:35

>>10
how to i quote like a bbcode master
{quote,Come Home David}

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 20:39

>>14
Nice
try,
``faggot''

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 20:40

>>15
{b,Why must you always be mean to me, why can't we just get along and be friends?}

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 20:50

``faggot''
``faggot''
``faggot''

``faggot''[/br]

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 22:24

>>14

BBCode MASTERS

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 22:45

There is a fate worse than programming in Java while knowing there's so many better languages out there, and that is programming in Java and believing out of ignorance that this is as good as it gets.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 22:52

>>19
Programming in VB?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 23:00

>>20
No. Programming in Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 23:49

>>19-21 samefag

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 23:58

>>20
Sure, VB programmers will put on a face and pull the old ``Oh, it's just C# with different syntax nowadays'' defence. But, in part due to the constant derision from the rest of the programming community, they all know deep inside that their language is just as trash as it was back in the old days of GOSUB, and that their worth as human beings deteriorate a little with every line of code they write.

Java programmers, on the other hand, are social animals, and often travel in large flocks. When threatened the herd will huddle together to protect the inner circle from direct attack, which means that Java programmers can easily live to their forties and still think that XML is a great way to add flexibility to a program and speed up development.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 11:29

The fact is that Java is its much easier to make programs that are correct and that correctness scales very large, which is why Java and C# are #1 choices for enterprise programming. Python's dynamic typing might be more convenient, but it requires a lot more unit testing. Static typing wins in large scale programming. The OO in Java provides a more uniform interface. Nothing wrong with Python, its a nifty language. But for learning, Java is the best choice and will teach solid techniques that will carry over to both low level languages of C and C++ and higher abstraction level languages like Python and Ruby.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 11:50

>>22
Polecat kebabs.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 15:46

HACK ``THE SUSSMAN''

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-06 9:59

Back to /b/, ``GNAA Faggot''

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:38

Erika once told me that Xarn is a bad boyfriend

Name: Fuck off, !Ep8pui8Vw2 2011-01-08 15:08

>>25
Fuck off, ``faggot''.

>>29
You too.

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