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Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 21:35

i work with another developer on a project. the problem is her code sucks horribly. whenever i have something to take care of, i find myself rewriting a ton of her stuff, which pisses her off. everytime i change her code, she gets all bitchy.

how do i be polite about this? how can i change her horrible code into something that isnt shit and not piss her off?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 21:46

everytime you change her code do a cunnilingus to her.

PS: Do u mind if you post some of her code and then your "fixed" version?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 21:51

>>2

ill have to edit some bits to keep it anonymous, but maybe tomorrow when i get to work.

rather, ill post it and have /prog/ fix it.  like an exercise.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 22:10

develop an API for most of the stuff she commonly does wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 23:41

We need her post and her picture to evaluate if she is supposed to work with you anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 23:45

>>5
s/post/code

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-24 0:23

>>2
everytime you change her code do a cunnilingus to her.
Hello, Randall.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-24 3:00

>the problem is her code sucks
Found your problem right there.
Spoilers: bitches can't code.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-24 4:00

Try raping her tits.

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Name: VIPPER 2010-11-24 5:32

>>9
VIP QUALITY

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-24 7:20

I post with another /prog/rider on a board. The problem is his grammar sucks horribly. Whenever I have something to read, I find myself rewriting a ton of his stuff, which pisses him off. Everytime I change his sentence structure, he gets all bitchy.

How can I be polite about this? How can I change his horrible grammar into something that isn't shit, without pissing him off?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-24 7:55

>>9
Back to /b/ please

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-24 7:58

>>22
HAX HIS ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-24 8:11

>>22
Excellent!

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-24 9:47

>>10-20
One of these is not like the others.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-24 17:14

Explain the exact reason(s) why you changed her code each time you change it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-24 17:56

You have two options.

1. Force her code to go through a review process, where every time she does something stupid her code is thrown back at her face until she stops being an idiot.

2. Stop working with her altogether.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-24 19:29

Rape.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-09 9:29

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:28

Xarn is a bad boyfriend

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 0:29

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 20:00

<-- check em dubz
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