/prog/ - To emploed /prog/ers

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-19 12:29

I'll continue SURVEY THREADS tradition.

Do you have female coworkers?
Do you fap to them?
Do you masturbate your own anus?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-19 12:30

Don't work but I don't fap much to 3D anymore anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-19 12:54

I stopped masturbating once I found the spirits of the computer give me much greater satisfaction.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-19 14:43

>>1
1) What female coworkers?
2) μ
3) Yes…

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-19 15:11

>>3
µ
OKAY NOW YOU HAVE FUQIN DONE IT
(((ok bitch)(you asked for it)(here goes))(im taking out the fucking(bold paranthesis on you))(you fuqing angered an expert programmer)(ive been here for(expt 3 88888000) years longer than you)(ive read sicp twice)(

i know every programming language in the world

    including apl

)(if u wanna batl(lets do it))(ill crush you like a bean)

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-19 15:16

>>5
Oh, Mr. Great Expert Programmer, what could tiny little me possibly have done wrong to awaken such vast fury in such a great and noble individual as yourself?

Name: VIPPER 2010-11-19 15:21

>>5
needs more quotes

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-19 15:22

>>5
(expt 3 88888000)
Six hours of runtime.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-19 15:35

>>5
You forgot this: )

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-19 16:04

>>5,8
Which dumbass posted that kopipe with a backlink to /prog/?
http://www.bileblog.org/2008/05/java-haters-gtfo/

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-19 17:24

>>10
What makes you think that >>5,8 done it?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-19 17:42

>>11
Just for their attention, really. It was posted there back in 2008 and clearly >>6-9 hadn't seen it before.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 2:10

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:17

Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 15:03

Don't change these.

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5 Name: Anonymous 2010-11-19 15:11

6 Name: Anonymous 2010-11-19 15:16

7 Name: VIPPER 2010-11-19 15:21

8 Name: Anonymous 2010-11-19 15:22

9 Name: Anonymous 2010-11-19 15:35

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12 Name: Anonymous 2010-11-19 17:42

13 Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 2:10

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16 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 15:03