Lightbulbs vol. II
1
Name:
Anonymous
2010-11-18 10:20
How many /prog/riders does it take to change a lightbulb?
2
Name:
Anonymous 2010-11-18 10:21
4883.2
3
Name:
Anonymous
2010-11-18 10:30
None. We sit in dark basements.
4
Name:
Anonymous 2010-11-18 10:30
3:
5
Name:
Anonymous 2010-11-18 10:36
The lightbulb is immutable.Okay, I'll head back to xkcd now.
6
Name:
Anonymous 2010-11-18 10:37
If my memory serves me right, Bjarne has written a boring book about lightbulbs.
7
Name:
Anonymous 2010-11-18 10:55
>>5
Go back to -oh, you're doing it on your own.
8
Name:
Anonymous
2010-11-18 12:06
>>7
Fuck off,
``faggot'' .
>>5
Don't leave,
>>7 is a flaming homosexual.
>>4
And thus, we were literally
1 enlightened.
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1 http://xkcd.com/725/
9
Name:
Anonymous 2010-11-18 12:24
>>8
I have severe bitch tits
10
Name:
Anonymous 2010-11-18 12:31
6.001
11
Name:
Anonymous 2010-11-18 14:16
>>> 6.001
12
Name:
Anonymous 2010-11-18 14:19
>>11
Here comes the
python Sandinista .
13
Name:
VIPPER 2010-11-18 14:20
JEWS TIME
14
Name:
Anonymous 2010-11-18 14:39
American-Israeli time
15
Name:
Fuck off, !Ep8pui8Vw2
2010-11-18 15:18
>>12
Fuck off,
``faggot'' .
I fucking hate you. Motherfucker.
16
Name:
Anonymous 2010-11-18 15:40
>>15
You should get a tripcode so I know it's the same autistic kid threshing around.
17
Name:
Anonymous
2010-11-18 16:18
>>16
wahaha fuck you nigger
18
Name:
Anonymous 2010-11-18 19:03
*African American
19
Name:
Anonymous 2010-11-18 23:53
>>18
Underprivileged Slave
20
Name:
Anonymous 2010-11-19 0:18
>>18
*Member of negroid race.
Not all blacks a) are from africa b) have american citenZhip(BTW, yankee, fuck your habit to s/is(ation))$/iz\1)
21
Name:
Anonymous 2010-11-19 3:12
It's hilarious how politically correct retards think "black" is wrong; they're insulting blacks in the first place, then proceed to call them Africans and Americans, two things they may not be/may not want to be. Then again, politically correct retards don't have to make sense.
22
Name:
Anonymous
2010-11-19 8:01
Yeah, I saw that once in a description of a jamaican in the UK.
23
Name:
Anonymous
2010-11-19 15:25
Does anyone know a black programmer?
24
Name:
Anonymous 2010-11-19 15:33
>>23
There are a few on my course. It's still the first year, so I'll let you know next year when the less capable are weeded out.
25
Name:
Anonymous
2010-11-19 20:31
>>23
No, but there are so many Arabs and Indians.
Now they're going to be CYBER terrorists as well? Time to panic.
26
Name:
Anonymous 2010-11-20 8:36
>>23
I know a black D.Eng. who programs simulations in Matlab. I've never seen his code, but D.Eng.s being what they are, I'm sure it's terrible.