Preferred language

I'm curious: which is /prog/'s preferred programming language?
ITT: Just tell in one statement which is your preferred language and why.

>>32

C is best
look at me mommy, i'm using a compiler

PHP for anything web. (web programming is a hack anyhow)
I never learned PHP, but all of the cool kids use it, so it must be an awesome language rite guize?

C++ for nothing. (I MEAN THAT)
I don't understand C++, therefore C++ is shit