/prog/ - Favourite error messages!

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-15 14:34

What's your favourite error message, /anus/?

Mine is malloc.c:3096: sYSMALLOc: Assertion `(old_top == (((mbinptr) (((char *) &((av)->bins[((1) - 1) * 2])) - __builtin_offsetof (struct malloc_chunk, fd)))) && old_size == 0) || ((unsigned long) (old_size) >= (unsigned long)((((__builtin_offsetof (struct malloc_chunk, fd_nextsize))+((2 * (sizeof(size_t))) - 1)) & ~((2 * (sizeof(size_t))) - 1))) && ((old_top)->size & 0x1) && ((unsigned long)old_end & pagemask) == 0)' failed.!

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-15 14:38

I think you're in the wrong place.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-15 15:04

NullPointerException

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-15 15:10

?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-15 15:15

>>3
GA!

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-15 16:11

B24 Divide by ZERO illegal;
zero used!

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-15 16:13

65 Unprintable error

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-15 20:16

　　 ∧＿∧
　　（　´∀｀）＜ぬるぽ

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-15 21:03

DON'T CLICK THIS OK

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-15 22:44

I have to say NullPointerException

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-15 23:06

Warning: division by zero in 'int main()'

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-16 8:54

0 is null or not an object.
Thanks, _{_IE7}

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-16 18:19

javascript:void
whenever I instictively middle-click a link but it can't open in a new tab

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-16 18:39

Occurs check: cannot construct the infinite type

This is why Haskell programmers would do well to brush up on theory. Go learn Prolog, and make a newtype.

The MPW C compiler back in the day had it's share of amusing error messages.

"Symbol table full - fatal heap error; please go buy a RAM upgrade from your local Apple dealer"



"This label is the target of a goto from outside of the block containing this label AND this block has an automatic variable with an initializer AND your window wasn't wide enough to read this whole error message"



"type in (cast) must be scalar; ANSI 3.3.4; page 39, lines 10-11 (I know you don't care, I'm just trying to annoy you)"

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-16 20:20

>>13
I absolutely hate people who make links like that,

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-16 20:27

lp0 on fire

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-16 20:33

keyboard is not a typewriter

I have no idea what it means or how to produce it, but it's in the old Minix kernel.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-17 5:55

*.c:xxxx: warning: implicit declaration of function ‘*’

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-17 9:58

I can't believe that stack pointer monadic overflow hasn't been posted yet.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-17 10:49

>>17
It's the unixy way of saying "Use a real tty next time, asshole." All *nix systems either have that error message or an equivalent one using ioctl jargon.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-17 15:15

>>20
A real tty as opposed to ... ? I've a much better idea of what it means, but I'm still fuzzy on how you'd produce it. Spawn VC ttys improperly?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-17 15:36

>>21
As opposed to an emulator.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-17 19:17

>>22
I don't buy it. I haven't used a teletype since the '80s.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-17 20:26

Who is General Failure, and why is he reading Drive C?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-17 21:30

>>24
That's not his name.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-17 22:28

>>25
General Protection Fault is his name, fucking over your system is his game.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-17 22:59

>>26
My system? I don't even run his toy OS.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-18 0:42

>>27
You're so l33t I bet your userland runs in ring 0.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-18 1:39

>>28
I don't wear rings because I'm not a faggot, ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-19 0:48

Line 38: { expected before if instantiation

fuck you sepples

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-19 0:50

segmentation fault: Core Dumped

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-19 1:14

I like this one from where both drives of the mirror set died (of course it happened on a Sunday and resulted in a trip to the cage to fix it):



root@admin3:~# init 6

init: Not being executed as init

root@admin3:~# reboot

-bash: /sbin/reboot: Input/output error

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-19 2:09

>>32
That reminds me of one of my favorites... reboot: must be root

I'm the one who sometimes makes anagrams of other posts

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-19 2:35

sudo: This isn't Ubuntu, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-19 9:27

>>34
sudo: [spoiler]we're too stupid and too elitist to use something as awesome as ``sudo''[/spoiler]

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-19 12:01

>>35
[m]sudo: your tags are inside outpronounced `pseudo'`sue-doe'

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-19 12:02

>>36
sudo: Cannot delete post: BBCode failure

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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 2:34

Don't change these.

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