/prog/ - Assembly

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-13 7:43

Assembly gives you enough hemp to build your own rope. And hang yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-13 7:50

HELP I'M CHOKING ON A MASSIVE DICK

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-13 8:22

C gives you enough rope. You can disassemble that rope, get some hemp and choke on it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-13 8:57

HEMP I'M CHOKING ON A MASSIVE DICK

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-13 10:11

>>1
Prove it by posting an assembly implementation of the rope data structure.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-13 12:00

>>6
Bzzzzt wrong answer.
Hemp is a hallucinogen.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-13 13:20

>>9
Thou hast been trolled.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-15 0:41

>>8-9
What did you do that Mr. VacuumLightbulb himself erased your posts?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-15 2:30

>>11
Looks like all posts mentioning opium products have been deleted and all of the posters banned. I remember >>9 was a reply to >>7 pointing out that he was full of shit.
As usual, there's significant collateral damage.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-15 9:11

>>12
yeah the (mods eq fags) banned my work ip for spamming; i.e.: posting in an opiates thread.
cant be bothered to even do a half assed job of it ... as usual

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-15 10:16

>>13
Back to /b/ please

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-15 10:46

>>14
Fuck off, ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-15 11:30

>>14 Thank you kind Anon, for beating me to the punch on that.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-15 11:32

>>16 s/14/15/

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-15 23:18

>>15
Here comes the imageboard paladin.

Name: Fuck off, !Ep8pui8Vw2 2010-10-15 23:54

>>18
Fuck off, ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-16 0:13

imageboard faggot

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-16 0:29

textboard faggot

also, sage, you cunt

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-16 5:09

Is there web page out there that has a catalogue of x86 assembly idioms?

Such as



xor eax, eax   ; eax = 0

or



; absolute value of EAX

cdq

xor eax, edx

sub eax, edx

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-16 6:23

>>23
No, because x86 is utter shit.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-16 9:15

>>23
No, because those things are obvious once you know what you're doing enough to be writing assembly in the first place.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-16 18:12

You can't assembly without an ass

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:28

Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 6:42

Don't change these.

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18 Name: Anonymous 2010-10-15 23:18

19 Name: Fuck off, !Ep8pui8Vw2 2010-10-15 23:54

20 Name: Anonymous 2010-10-16 0:13

21 Name: Anonymous 2010-10-16 0:29

23 Name: Anonymous 2010-10-16 5:09

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25 Name: Anonymous 2010-10-16 9:15

26 Name: Anonymous 2010-10-16 18:12

27 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:28

28 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 6:42